Pombon trainer Ryan
@2intheshinx
I hate pants. I love being a geek. NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL
You ever just wanna "the only reason shes still here is because youve beaten her down to the point she legitimately thinks you're the best she can do", but you aint tryna blow up her spot like that? Because these cishet dude bros are RAGGEDY.
Having one of those headaches where if light exists i need it gutted like a fish. So thats fun. Night night. 🫶
Ive done some soul searching and ive made a decision. Heartburn at 2:30 a.m. is harassment and i wont be putting up with it.
My husband and I wear the same size now. Hes losing weight and im finding every bit of it. This would be cooler if I liked his clothes.
"Would you grab some doritos?" "Sure. Which kind?" "Regular"
There are far too many of these Mercy West characters. This is too much to keep up with. I watch this show because its uncomplicated and I can hate everyone easily. I need them to get wrecked.
I love the emboldened. Out here just losing jobs and friends and support systems. 🥰 Racism? In this economy? Thats commitment.
"Straight" men dont like you questioning their sexuality when they announce they hate women. And it fills me with a kind of simple joy you can really only get from pissing off someone you dont like.
Yall remember when Kenny Chesney found out about push ups and appointed himself the mayor of Hawaii? What a terrible time to be alive.
Hey friend. Boxer briefs arent briefs. Theyre boxer briefs. Theyre closer to breeches than they are to briefs. K thanks. 🥰
*putting 3/4 of the sauce packet i intentionally saved on my last lunchable pizza* Grow up, loser.
Aww heewwwllll naw. Idgaf what trauma hes got we dont choke yang. We call yang an asshole and ostracize her but we do not choke yang. Owen for icu next please.
These BTS oreos are kinda bitter. Im into it. Ive never liked oreos. Im gonna eat this entire package of oreos. Judge me.
While im a cis man with thoughts on trans issues, which are almost entirely informed by trans people, I feel like there are way too many cis people with thoughts on trans issues.
So I bought a vape to help cut down on cigarettes. Because they smell bad. (Idgaf about my lungs. K thanks.) But its not enough. It doesnt give me the satisfaction. I demand satisfaction.
Awww. Izzy is sickzy. Couldn't have happened to a worse person.
Chief is dead to me now. He was already kindof a reformed piece of shit. But he yelled at Bailey because hes having a bad day and thats not a good enough reason for me. *spits on his grave*
Fell asleep shiny hunting. Shit gets boring when youre not having good results.
Just a reminder. Even if you didnt steal the photos from here, most of us knew or knew of each other before this site existed. We know the person you stole photos from. We think youre creepy. 🥰
I wonder if Mattel knows I didnt need more than one last chance to preorder the new premium orko figure because I didnt want it the first time they told me it was my last chance or the second last chance or the third last chance.
Look at bestie! So pretty. 🥰
This is an official review, BTW.
His money* don't jiggle jiggle. It folds. *dong
To be a twink in DC knowing you dont have to top Lindsay Graham anymore but you still have the evidence and his family still has his money. I bet its bliss.
2-day total of 49 shinies. I didnt find all the ones I wanted, but I did find most of them plus more. Easily the best gofest ive ever had and the only one I didnt pay for. Score.
Finally saw this Arizona person everyone was talking about. If Bailey expressly doesn't like you, I dont like you. 🤷🏼♂️
Dad briefs are for every day.