The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
@386dx4
"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal... I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
My IRL license plate and I thank you for this. If you happen to do comms, I would love to talk about a Zig orthographic/three-view commission.
Bout to find out who the real Gs are amongst my mutuals
Ignore the fact that the wire is too long but goddamn this looks good. Who wants me to make plotter art of planes and spaceships and shit for them?
I've been working on this in one way or another since Christmas. Either by redoing the artwork, building a better plotter, giving up on building the better plotter, trying different pens and ink formulations. The plane may or may not be real but I think this qualifies me as an artist, motherfucker
I can't wait until he deadass frightens the poor Vietnamese chefs Also winner of best disclaimer ever
I think they have a bit of an AI slop filtration problem
One of my cats is named Freddie Purrcury so I agree with this
Headlines hit different if you aren't familiar with the fact that Garfield is also a town in northern NJ
Two of these posters are extremely Of An Era: 1) Baryshnikov, circa 1984, holding a copy of Crime and Punishment 2) Britney Spears, circa 2002, wearing an American flag shirt, holding a copy of the shitty Roald Dahl knockoff that enabled bigotry before enough people realized it
"Answer me, Dominic! The school of the Undefeated of East Brunswick!" "The Winds of Bruce Springsteen!" "Pork roll!" "Egg and cheese!" "EVERYTHING BAGEL!!" "LOOK! THE TRAFFIC IS BURNING RED!" Art by the fantastic @misterryan.bsky.social, and probably not the last time I commission him
It's called G Gundam, Ton'. These giant robots fight it out as representatives of the United Nations or some shit. This one guy wants to be the master of the east, north, west, an' center. I dunno, maybe he got the EZ-Pass.
Ah, the famous Paris nightlife. Have a glass of wine for me, JC.
this is the ideal male body you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like