Alex the Middle
@abdl-alex
🏳️🌈kinky guy, padded programmer… not quite a little, not quite big.. sorta a middle, but mostly a kinky bro of some sort. I can still claim to be in my thirties… barely 🤣. San Diego
Early start today means early quitting time! BDF on the couch with American Dad is an alright way to end the work week :)
This is what happens when I drink beer. Absolutely soaked before morning. World Pride has certainly been an experience so far!
I wasn’t as good today - soaked after dinner! But it’s ok, I got myself a mini highland cow stuffie for my bday 😊. So long Scotland, you beautiful place! Off to the next stop in the morning!
Pre-vacation and overwhelmed but at least I got a fresh cut! Cookie Monster was very appropriate.
When @jaypaddeddl.bsky.social decided to come into town we thought “oh, let’s have @sd-little.bsky.social over and have a nice calm dinner and chill night” and then suddenly @thebratdad.bsky.social is pissing down backs of diapers and I have a trash bag weighing 32.6lbs to take out the next day 🤣
Sneak attack photos from @thebratdad.bsky.social. I was wondering why he woke me up and asked me to roll on my back lol I’m big, damnit! Don’t let them tell you otherwise!
@sd-little.bsky.social and I decided to be big boys at the bar today. It went swimmingly. As in there’s a lake in our pants.
Name a better place to piss yours or than plane watching at an outdoor patio of an airport terminal.
I just did the “lean against the wall” change 😅. Not cranky. Yet. Coffee is keeping me in a good mood 🤣
Gotta love that there’s a changing table at the Lincoln fucking Nebraska airport. I didn’t use it today, but it’s nice that it’s here. Makes this stupid early trip a bit more palatable. Good weekend with family… ready to be home. Also, this is a good outfit for padded flying!
Strong work, I’d say. Almost fully soaked before having to change. Can’t always go for gold!
I do love a good walk in the morning through the park and neighborhood.
On today’s walk I learned that Trader Joe’s bags are important enough for some to line up before 8am apparently lol.