Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière

@agaitcheson

🎭 Let's get creative together, on a stage! ✨ Drag clown and videogame programmer 🎈 Interactive artmaking + playful theatre

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Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 5d

Next week I head up to Edinburgh! Mixing video game technology with saucy passionate clown romance, it's unhinged non-stop play where everyone gets to be involved ✨ freefestival.co.uk/show.aspx?sh... Nominated for the Cabaret Award at Brighton Fringe!

Poster for My Date with Pierce Brosnan, Edinburgh Fringe - 11:10pm City Café, 16-30 August

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 7d

Photo from my fooling performance on Monday It was my first ever time doing a fooling performance for an audience - I'd only ever done it at workshops. Was amazing to discover just how much connection I could find out of doing very very little - including just sitting and smiling for long periods 😊

A man dressed in dark neutral green and grey sits on a step in a stage, in front of pink curtains and stage furniture, looks upwards and smiles

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 13d

Another cracking photo from @amazefest.bsky.social by Jens Keiner 🧡 Captures the heartbreaking moment where my lover had crowdsurfed to the back of the room and been torn to shreds... by me 🥲

A French maid clown stands at the front of a stage, looking forlorn and reaching into the distance. On the big screen behind her, Pierce Brosnan says "Will I see you again?"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 14d

While we're on the subject of gorgeous photos of me, here I am looking forlorn at @amazefest.bsky.social 😊 Photo by @spunior.bsky.social 🧡

A clown in a French maid's uniform looking forlorn

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 15d

Massive thank you to @nachimir.bsky.social who took the most artistic photo of me I've ever seen, during my EMFCamp show 😂

The silhouette of a clown with a big red nose and long braids in front of the words "Table 5's order: Five gallons of jizz"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 21d

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow will be fun! 🧡 Bristol Improv Theatre Thu 23 July 7:30pm improvtheatre.co.uk/events/my-da...

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· 23d

Wow I was not expecting him to plug my show 😳 improvtheatre.co.uk/events/my-da...

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jul 13

I have fallen in love with Jason Doner Van and his delicious meats! 🥓 How will Pierce Brosnan ever win back my heart? Come to Bristol Improv Theatre on THU 23 JULY for our final show before our big adventure on the Edinburgh Fringe! 💕 Tickets: improvtheatre.co.uk/events/my-da...

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jul 12

I'm taking part in a fooling show on August 3rd! Fooling is a form of improvised theatre where you bring your emotions to life with honesty and compassion, as you feel them. Expect beautiful scenes conjured straight from the heart, in the moment 🧡 thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/failin...

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jul 11

Look who just performed at Bristol Pride! I've been living here over 10 years and to get to perform as part of Pride is an absolute dream come true 😊🧡

A clown dressed as a mermaid with long red hair stands next to a glittery sign reading "Bristol Pride"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 18

Midway through a very determined chicken dance 🧡

A clown in a french maid's uniform in a dark room in the middle of a large seated crowd, sticking her elbows out and scowling

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 18

Photos from @voidspacezine.bsky.social Voidspace Live are up! www.facebook.com/share/1Bgpcn... I love this one of Cafetière looking disheveled and tragic 😊

A clown in a french maid's uniform in a busy café

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 9

Amazing! Pierce Brosnan and I got selected for @immersiverumours.com Edinburgh Fringe guide! 🤩 www.immersiverumours.com/post/guide-e... "Aitcheson's commitment to the bit means this hour-long show is packed full of laughs regardless of what comes out of Brosnan's mouth" See you in Edinburgh!! ✨

Screenshot of immersiverumors.com

Guide: Edinburgh Fringe's Best Immersive and Interactive Shows (2026)

With nearly 4,000 shows on offer across August, planning a visit to the Scottish capital is a daunting task. Here's our guide to some of the interactive and immersive shows at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2026 that we think are worth speed-walking across the city for.

As you'd expect, giving an audience free rein to steer the show results in countless left-field suggestions being incorporated into the show, but Aitcheson's commitment to the bit means this hour-long show is packed full of laughs regardless of what comes out of Brosnan's mouth.

"It's anarchic, it's saucy, and it's totally unpredictable. It's a clown romance controlled by you! Mademoiselle Cafetière is a lonely clown who meets the man of her dreams: Hollywood actor Pierce Brosnan. There's just one catch. Pierce Brosnan is a talking dummy piloted by you, the audience. Scan a QR code with your phone and type what you want Pierce Brosnan to say. If you type it, he will say it – he has no filter! Play matchmaker or wreak havoc in the most bizarre love story ever to grace the stage!"

Nineties at Laughing Horse @ City Cafe (Venue 85)

💰 Pay What You Can

🕒 16th - 30th August 2026, 23:10, 1 hour

🎟️ Details via edfringe.com

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 9

Pierce Brosnan drying off after a trip to the washing machine He is now cleansed after his yoghurt incident on Sunday Dolly is frolicking in his soft cloudy flesh before it is returned to him 😊

An empty human-shaped bit of fabric hanging up in front of a window on a sunny day

A massive pile of cotton wool with a doll of a french maid clown sitting in it

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 5

Pierce Brosnan has been helping test out The Book Ritual ahead of tomorrow's @voidspacezine.bsky.social Voidspace Live 😊

A dummy of Pierce Brosnan sits in front of a computer monitor, a character made from a paper shredder and a sign reading "The Book Ritual" and holds a paperback book

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· Jun 1

Someone had a good show 😊

A dummy of Pierce Brosnan with a face that has been vigorously kissed to the point of falling apart, tied up with reams and reams of brown parcel tape

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 31

After smothering herself in real hair clippings and getting an audience member to propose to his girlfriend, Mademoiselle Cafetière returns to Droitwich for more romantic fun! MONDAY 6PM Droitwich Library TICKETS FREE We're in an actual library! So those books better be on their best behaviour 😁✨

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 30

My Date with Pierce Brosnan has been shortlisted for the Cabaret Award at @brightonfringe.bsky.social 🤩 This is the most wonderful surprise! I'm really glad they liked the show and am so grateful to the wonderful Brighton audience who really got stuck in with fearlessness and curiosity! 😊✨

Website screenshot: FRINGE AWARD NOMINEES 2026

Website screenshot: list of CABARET AWARD IN ASSOCIATION WITH UPROAR ARTS
Among the list is "My Date with Pierce Brosnan: Alistair Aitcheson"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 29

It's okay, none of us can do *everything* 🙂

A water machine offering "free water refills" with a sign "We apologise for the tampons not dispensing from this machine"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 26

Next stop, Droitwich in Worcestershire! I'm there for the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival and bringing my interactive Pierce Brosnan show 💕 ENTRY IS FREE! Come along, tell your friends! www.rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/my-da...

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 23

The Starship Enterprise against a starry background with a title that reads "That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 22

In Brighton now! I hope Mademoiselle Cafetière doesn't catch me in bed with her boyfriend 😱 Come along Saturday & Sunday 8pm! www.brightonfringe.org/events/my-da... Get ready for INTERACTIVE LOVE 💕

I am holding up a flyer for My Date with Pierce Brosnan. A dummy of Pierce Brosnan is sat on a hotel bed in the background

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 20

Who wore it best?

Me wearing an A-board advertising My Date with Pierce Brosnan

A dummy of Pierce Brosnan wearing an A-board advertising My Date with Pierce Brosnan

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 19

🎶 lights will guiii-iii-iiide you home and I will try... to fix you 🎶

Pierce Brosnan dummy ripped open and held together with parcel tape

Pierce Brosnan dummy partway through being sewn up

Pierce Brosnan dummy's back, fully sewn up

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 18

duck got her grapes

A ballerina wearing a duck's bill as a nose eating plastic grapes with a judgemental look on her face

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 18

WHERE ARE THE GRAPES BROSNAN BROSNAN WHERE ARE THE GRAPES

A ballerina with a duck's bill for a nose grabs a dummy of Pierce Brosnan by the throat

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 18

tfw the lemonade stand won't give you grapes

A ballerina with a duck beak instead of a nose wailing in anguish

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 18

GOT ANY GRAPES???

A ballerina with a duck's bill for a nose looms over a dummy of Pierce Brosnan wearing a t-shirt with lemons on it

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 9

Had fun making this one 😊 Tickets for my upcoming shows alistair.games/tickets BRIGHTON 23 - 24 May WORCESTERSHIRE 29 May & 1 June LONDON 6 - 7 June EDINBURGH 15 - 30 August

Alistair Aitcheson & Mademoiselle Cafetière@agaitcheson· May 4

Dolly wanted to help me record a promo 😊🧡