Alana McLaughlin🏳️⚧️
@alanaferal
The lady feral, hard femme, steel-town slayer, pittsburgh panther, malevolent shapeshifting witch, championship fist mistress, titles, titles, she/her🏳️⚧️ 1-0-0 MMA
When you have to carry weapons but you NEED everyone to know you're a femme
It's easy to feel isolated sometimes, but I have friends and loved ones that care about me all over the place.
I make The Delicious Dish references all the time and nobody gets them 😭 I am old, something something dusty muffin
Finally caved and set up my dinky little window unit. Hung a blanket in the doorway so there's one room in my house below 85 at night. I'll probably fall asleep easier tonight.
I need to find a way to estimate the weight of a stone based on measurements. I decided my front yard needed a monolith, so I picked up a big fucking rock. I'm guessing it's around 200 pounds.
Whoever gets my house after I'm dead might hate me. My back yard is very small, and I planted a tulip poplar right in the middle of it.
I'm doing my best impersonation of doc holiday dying from tuberculosis rn, if you want to take me down now is your best shot
One of my friends just had a deer give birth in his backyard 🥺
I guess this address plaque is done now (last part of the number redacted)