Take me back to the beach on this #mcm

Happy Saturday bitches x

Very demure, very mindful x

It's a very happy weekend from me x

So glad it's the weekend 🫢

Happy Friday loves x

Thank fuck for wfh days in this heat 🫠

Signed myself up for a training course tomorrow and I'm already regretting my life choices 🫠🙃

Has anyone else watched Big Mistakes on Netflix? Dan Levy is giving major David Rose vibes in this 😂

It's a big fat TGIF from me this week loves x

*pretends to be shocked*

It's a sleepy #mcm after my late flight back last night

And in the blink of an eye my little holiday has come to an end. As always I'm sad to be leaving, but this just feels like Part One of my Gran Canaria adventures and I suspect Part Two won't be too far away ✌🏻

It's my last night and the scaries have hit 🥲

I'm a good boy really x

I only came here to serve cunt.

Today was needed.

The tan is coming along slowly x

Cheeky drinks on the balcony to finish off a really lovely evening 🥰

Yes!! I've been reading it today, loving it!

Did someone say swimming pool? x

This is not the sky I should be waking up to.

Update: The drinks are still flowing 🫢

Starting this holiday as I mean to go on ✌🏻🍸🍹

This week's #mcm comes courtesy of the cutie I'm looking after today 🥰

It's amazing how un-scary a Sunday can feel when you're jetting off on holiday in two days 🙈✌🏻

Look out loves she's on the beer x

That was a sweaty run 🥵 someone help me clean up?

Happy weekend you gorgeous lot 😚

*insert caption about restoration of gay powers here*