George Cosmatos is not the most dynamic director in the world, but he did create this scene. that's not something you, I, or anyone else can say. and we all have to respect that.

Watching Cobra again, as one does.

Patreon putting our logo on a billboard is continuing to pay unexpected dividends. Like getting the inadvertent Tim Heidecker boost.

no, it's...something else.

my new full-time hobby is putting the world's most important video tapes in Retro Rewind

I found their nest

I made a friend.

The Monster Is Handsome And Scary At The Same Time

311 bassist P-Nut, thank you

need you all to see my folks’ new chonk-boy, Astro

seems like as good a time as any to post the intro from Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos, the extremely short-lived '80s cartoon series he produced and starred in.

you know, this isn't quite the Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic Funko Pop, but it's maybe not as far away from it as the people making it might realize.

Sometimes I miss seeing old Juggernaut Onan Goopta when I log into stuff, but I've moved on. Blue Demon with cat is how I present myself to the world now.

getting it in under the wire here, but here are my favorite music releases from this year, a year which sucked, but the music was still good. this music, specifically, was particularly good, which is why I’m calling attention to it here.

If I may be forgiven for tooting my own horn here, I am still fairly chuffed that I managed to pull off another Deafheaven Stream Moment™ OVER ELEVEN HOURS into a drum stream.