Anne Bertucio
@annebdh
COO at ROOST.tools, working to make Trust and Safety tools available to all. Open source, security and privacy, and more into my amateur sports league than I should be
I haven’t been social media-ing much these days, but today is this distinguished gentleman’s 12th birthday. He’s now spent 3 times more living a life of spoiled luxury than he spent at the racetrack, and I think we’re both grateful for that.
@julietshen.bsky.social talking on the livestream about the research that went into founding @roost.tools, which highlighted child safety tools as one of the most challenging workflows to get right, and a toolset with very little transparency www.youtube.com/live/0faGLzU...
...and here I thought the AI scribble was going to cover me for not having the French keyboard on
Part two: face of a dog who was made to go out in the downpour instead of getting a UTI.
This is the face of a dog who can hear the downpour outside and would rather get a UTI than leave his blanket nest for that.
“You think I’m going to leave my blanket burrito to go pee outside during an Atmospheric River? Am I a joke to you?”
This is Diffie. He’d like to be your coworker. Paws are no good for filling out job applications, though, so YOU’LL have to apply to the open software engineering roles at @roost.tools roost.tools/staff-softwa... (don’t fit the level? Apply anyways to express your interest in upcoming openings)
Oh he knowwws he’s adorable. Responds to every passerby’s squeal with a pose
Waiting for the next King County elections ballot drop? Here’s a good boi to help pass the time.
I recently learned the vet’s ticketing system takes photos and the front desk enjoys them immensely. Fast forward to text message threads that are just snoots asking for refills.
My co-author for all correspondence. He lacks opposable thumbs and grammar skills, but he makes up for it in unbridled enthusiasm.
Wakes me up at 4:45a because his blankets aren’t right. One of us was able to fall back asleep in a perfect pile of velour. The other…
I’m not sure I see the point in AI text summaries, but I do see the humor.
Diffie is taking his job as my Google Summer of Code review assistant very seriously. He was hoping to see more “cheese for good bois” in the project outcomes, but we’ve still got a couple hundred to go. There’s time.