Josh "Anoriand" Fagundes
@anoriand
GameDad | Voice Actor | Streamer | MTG Creator | Co-host - @officialsdgc.bsky.social | GM - A Tale Of Two Lions | Swamp Thing - Dimension 20 | Julian Morris - Shikar | He/Him | Pan | 30's | | Biz email: anoriandgd@gmail.com
The monologue I posted everywhere today is technically a poem,but it really just boils down to "Fuck Stephen Miller and every single person who thinks like or agrees with him." We will always be better together, and its white supremacy that keeps us down every single time.
Posting this one today, Karis Nemiks Manifesto from Andor, not because Im gonna promote myself right now but because I'm gonna hype myself. Sometimes I need to remind myself that yeah, actually, I AM good and I shouldnt give up trying things.
Ive still been at it with the monologues on all the content sites, just trying not to bombard the timeline. Todays was worth sharing because its one of my favorites: "War Never Changes". You can check out this one and all the others at any of the content spots anoriand.carrd.co links to!
Batch recorded a weeks worth of monologues to drop for my portfolio and I'm particularly proud of this one so I'm posting it here: The Parable Of The Farmer by James Spader's Raymond Reddington in The Blacklist. Not gonna lie... I'm proud as hell about both my speech AND the audio editing lol
SHOULD I post jokes about my head game while actively looking for work? Probably not. On the other hand: Professionalism aint stop my ass from saying it on the bird app and going viral a couple years back so fuck it, we ball.
Quick little update on the Xbox/Compulsion/Double Fine/Ninja Theory/et all situation as well as a very, very tired but reasonable request of large mega corporations to please stop ruining fucking everything for fucking everyone. Kthx <3
Walking around after eating that shit whole time your guts sounding like
Todays speech is a poem (and one of my all time favorites): The Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll, which insists that language is a construct and makes everything up while also being completely understandable.
For today's speech I did something a little different: A song, specifically Crazy, by Gnarls Barkley, in the style of the Joker (specifically Heath Ledger). Felt like a fun exercise to make something new, so enjoy! (All sites posted on reachable from anoriand.carrd.co if you wanna boost more!)
Okay but this Youtube comment is genuinely the funniest comment Ive ever gotten online. Listen, I wanna see a thing. Of you have a sec, go to youtube.com/shorts/V4Avy... and lesve a backhanded, weird kinda-sorta compliment. I think ot would be HILARIOUS.
And in that same vein heres my next VO reel speech: Kratos speaks to himself in Valhalla, from God Of War Ragnarok. If you wanna boost on TikTok, Instagram or Youtube its on all 3! Find the links all at anoriand.carrd.co if youre down, and ALL boosts to cut through the algo is SUPER appreciated!
Decided if I wanna start doing more Voice Acting (And I do, greatly)... Im gonna need to do some Voice Acting. I may make some VO focused channels, but for now Im gonna be making a series of these and posting daily on all the sites. So here's the first one... Mon Mothmas Speech from Andor.
Hey, are you someone who hasn't played Fire Emblem yet but is interested, but doesn't know where to get started? Don't worry, I GOTCHU, so here's me answering the important questions to get you ready for Fortunes Weave! Boost to save a life!
Sometimes it feels like you'll just Say Anything to slander me.
If I had a nickel for every decades old, storied gaming franchise thats having a crossover with Evangelion in the year of our lord 2027? I'd have two nickels. Not a lot. Weird its happening twice.
First draft in HoopIQ mode... this about to become an addiction. Also, this was PURELY shared to show how good I did on my first run, but trust and believe if I wasn't going for the best score I wouldn't have gone with this as I am a FIRM member of 1st Team "Fuck Karl Malone Forever"
Only one appropriate response to that because good fucking LORD and for MULTIPLE reasons:
People bring up the "Twice as good for half as much" speech all the time and it IS great but the "You are a boy" speech is still his gold standard for me. Motherfucker was chained up in a CIA black site and talking to the President and still read him for fucking FILTH. Just an ALL TIME monologue.
Been rewatching House and I got to episode 17 of season 1 and I gotta say Joe Morton just be acting his ASS off, man. Give that dude any amount of screen time and he WILL steal the scene. Like we all know Rowan Pope is one of the all time great villains but give him ANY role and he'll NAIL it.
And also, for everyone who is wondering what 13 hours of streaming looks like... here was the FIRST of hour. This is how it STARTED:
I actually like the weird look and feel like it reminds me of a modern take on the weird old imagery of the Super Nintendo version.
Me: Ain't been to a church in YEARS, still has personal faith but is out on church as a business despite being a former Worship Leader at a non-denominational, predominantly Baptist church. Also Me, randomly every so often but especially on Sunday mornings: