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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· May 13

for wipwednesday here’s a spicy snip from the ever elusive folk singer au I’ll finish one of these days

There was a time when Stede was more gentle than this, back in the beginning when it was new and exciting. But Ed’ll take what he can get.

He parts his lips, feels Stede’s tongue slide hot and insistent into his mouth as they both tilt their heads, slotting into a new angle. Ed grabs for his waist to draw their bodies closer, swallowing Stede’s surprised gasp.

“Should we go to the bedroom?” Ed asks, panting as he shucks off his coat and kicks it to the side.

“I’m not fucking you in the bed I share with my wife,” Stede answers icily before pushing him into the wall again. He dips down to catch Ed’s mouth, teeth biting at his lower lip. Ed breaks away, trying to claw back any shred of control.

“You’ve done it before,” he points out, grabbing Stede’s shoulders and hauling him around until he’s the one pressed against the wall. Ed’s already kissing him again, tongue sharp and teasing as his fingertips skate along the waistband of Stede’s pajama pants.

“Yeah well. That’s when I thought this might mean something,” Stede replies, pressing Ed off of him with both hands at his chest. “Now get on your knees.”

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· May 6

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· May 5

If you’ve been wondering what Ed and Stede looked like in their Halloween costumes, the latest chapter of “this one will bring you love” also features this incredible c/omm from @tuks.bsky.social! They are PERFECT!!

Illustration of Ed dressed as Jareth from Labyrinth and Stede as Freddie Mercury, embracing each other in a room decorated for Halloween

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 25

I’m back, it’s time go 🚀

Photo of a bag of twizzlers on my lap in a movie theater

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 23

Taika taking a bitchy sip from a cup of espresso

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 23

I need to be stopped actually #projecthailmary

Edit of the Barbie mugshot scene with Rocky and ken

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 22

#wipwednesday snip from the rbb I’m working on with @libroseitm.bsky.social!!!

Stede takes a deep breath, gently tipping Ed’s head further to the side so his neck is exposed. And then he moves, nose brushing along the length, back and forth and agonizingly slow, as though he’s breathing in a fine cigar.

“Are — are you looking at him too?” Ed asks, surprised to hear his voice shake a little.

“Bet your ass I am.”

His breath is hot when it hits Ed’s neck, and Ed outright shivers when he feels the press of lips that follow. Stede’s hand at his waist begins to move, slipping up beneath the fabric of Ed’s top, and holy fuck he’s a mad man. His fingers dance around until he presses the heel of his palm firmly into Ed’s pecs, massaging him there. It’s bold and possessive and so goddamn obvious to anyone looking at them; no subtleties tonight, apparently.

Vodka Cran looks on with a scowl, but Ed needs to close his eyes to get a grip. He’s so turned on, and yeah he likes it plenty, but he hasn’t any idea where the line might be for their fake boyfriend antics.

“I, uh, think he’s getting the picture,” he manages to choke out, sinking deeper into Stede’s embrace. The other hand settles on Ed’s thigh, kneading the muscle there.

“Well,” Stede replies huskily. “Best to be sure.”

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 18

close enough welcome back black pete

Giant Lego pirate wearing a bandana, and a striped sleeveless shirt

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 15

first PHM fic for all interested parties archiveofourown.org/works/83175826

with your body next to me, it’s sleepy sighing (sounds like waves upon a sea too far to reach)
This_Will_Be_Our_Year

Summary:

Grace is scared of losing Rocky when they make it to Erid. Rocky makes it clear he has nothing to worry about.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
Other
Fandoms:
Project Hail Mary - Andy WeirProject Hail Mary (2026)
Relationships:
Ryland Grace & RockyRyland Grace/Rocky
Characters:
Ryland GraceRocky (Project Hail Mary)
Additional Tags:
MasturbationMutual Masturbation(kind of)Sex Toysrocky can build anythingFriends to Loversfriends to matesBisexual Ryland GraceDemisexual Ryland GraceGrace and Rocky are in loveand also best friendsPOV Ryland Grace
Language:
English

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 14

was at a natural spring today and I just know there’s a “gentleman pirate” joke in here somewhere

A rock in the middle of a stream with a natural spring spouting from the center

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 10

bless every single one of these #projecthailmary

Edit from the Barbie movie for Project Hail Mary so the Ryan gosling as Ken sitting behind and staring at Rocky driving a pink convertible with pink sunglasses

Edit of the notebook poster for project Hail Mary with Ryan holding Rocky in the rain

La la land poster for project Hail Mary with Ryan dancing with Rocky beneath the stars

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 8

anyway this wip Wednesday snip is for like five of you, phm spoilers abound (don’t worry I’m still very much writing ofmd as well)

Rocky scuttles around a bit, gathering tools for whatever he plans to tinker with later on. “Why, question?”

“I guess it’s another human thing. We have parties and give presents to people every year on the day they were born. It makes them feel, you know. Cared for.”

If Rocky had eyes to roll, he would. “Humans are so self-involved.”

“Come on! It’s fun.”

“Tell me what I do on Grace’s birth-day,” he starts, and Grace can already tell he’s about to be mocked. “Call him special, feed snacks, wave fan over fragile human body, question?”

“Sounds great,” he answers sarcastically, finally getting out of bed.

“Great, great, great.” Rocky’s teasing him, which isn’t exactly new, but he’s sure gotten better at it.

Back on Earth that kind of thing would drive him nuts. Grace hated when people pointed out his oddness (obsessed with science, a bit of a loner, a wardrobe full of shirts with nerdy puns). As a kid he was bullied, in academia he was laughed out of his field…but there’s something about the way Rocky gives him a hard time that actually feels kind.

He’s curious, not competitive. It’s more about pushing his boundaries, playfully prodding just to let Grace know he thinks about him enough to tease him at all. It’s nice.

A robot arm delivers a coffee, which Grace is decidedly not rationing. He doesn’t know how much is left, but it’s probably the only thing regulating his body to recognize the start of each day while in space.

He throws on a sweater and heads down to the lab to check out the taumoeba tanks (now housed in safer containers). As long as they can keep these babies growing, they’re on track to save Rocky’s home planet and keep Grace fed at the same time.

Another Rocky suggestion, he thinks; dude might like to rib him a little, but he’s always looking out for him.

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 7

balloon day!

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 6

watched a second time and literally one of the most beautiful films ive seen. #projecthailmary

Still from Project Hail Mary with Ryland Grace floating outside the ship looking at a large green planet (Adrian)

Still from Project Hail Mary of Ryland leaning back against Rocky in his xenonite ball

Still from Project Hail Mary with Ryland’s hand holding his earth ball up to Rocky’s claw inside his xenonite ball

Still from Project Hail Mary looking at the petrova line through the peteovascope, with Ryland floating through a pink sky of astrophage

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Apr 1

folk singer au for #wipwednesday

“Amazing set,” Ed agrees, leaning in to kiss her cheek. Her expression sets into something more neutral.

“Oh. Hi, Ed. You’re back.”

“Jeez, don’t sound too excited.” He hopes it comes off as a joke, but maybe it doesn’t even matter. There’s no follow-up from her — just a terse nod as she accepts a big glass of water from Stede and leaves to find a seat in the audience.

Ed wonders, briefly, why exactly he came home, considering the parade of shitty welcomes he’s been getting tonight. Stede at least has the decency to throw him a mildly apologetic shrug before joining her.

Still, it’s good he showed his face, if only to let Frenchie know he’s back and looking to perform. This is the game, like it or not.

But tonight he thinks his work might be done, welcome overstayed, and he really could use some more sleep. He grabs his guitar and trudges back through the cold streets, sidestepping the drunks and avoiding the puddles, wrapping his coat tightly around him to preserve as much heat as he can.

He fumbles around for Lucius’ key and tries to keep quiet moving through the apartment, tiptoeing down the hallway to the guest room. There’s a pile of clothes on the bed — his clothes, actually, clean and dry from the laundry downstairs, neatly folded.

The gesture is too much; too generous, and kind, and wildly unearned. Ed kicks off his boots and strips out of the clothes he’d been leant, pulling on his own undershirt and boxers straight from the pile, and climbs into bed.

He should find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Mar 27

Drop two SHIPS from two different shows that are technically different but spiritually the same I mean

Screenshot from ofmd season 1 with Stede handing Ed his perfect cup of tea

Screenshot from schitts creek with Patrick handing David his perfect cup of coffee

molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀@aproperpirate· Mar 25

#wipwednesday snip from the rbb im working on with @libroseitm.bsky.social!! some protective and possessive stede coming your way

“And what’s it to you?” Vodka Cranberry asks, looking the new guy up and down.

“You were asked to stop,” he replies, entirely undeterred. “He’s trying to be polite — I’m not.”

“Maybe you should mind your own business?”

“Maybe it is my business, seeing as I’m his boyfriend.”

It’s a small miracle that Ed keeps his shit together, because he nearly chokes on air. And then he feels his fake boyfriend’s lips at his ear whispering, “Just play along. I’m Stede, by the way.”

The good news is that Vodka Cran looks just as stunned by this turn of events, which gives Ed a minute to regroup.

“Well…why didn’t you say that to begin with?” He charges suspiciously, eyes darting between the two of them.

$“What’s the fucking difference?” Ed finally pipes in, instinctively leaning closer to this Stede guy. He’s met with an arm hooked around his waist, soft fingers brushing over the exposed skin of his midriff. Vodka Cran takes a long sip, face reddening, clearly fuming. “Because you just let me flirt with you.” Stede’s fingers press into his side, gripping just a fraction more firmly than seems necessary for the ruse. “Actually, he was telling you to fuck off, and right now I’m joining him.” Fucking hell, that’s hot – and though Ed would very much like to return to his quiet drink, that possessive tone is burning something fierce in his belly. Finally the guy seems to get the picture and stalks off with an audible huff, leaving Ed standing there a bit winded.$