SOMEONE TERRIBLE IS IN CHARGE OF THIS SCHEDULE AND I WILL BE WRITING A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER EVERYONE GET YOUR APRONS WE NEED TO MAKE MENU ITEMS I WILL TOLERATE NO NONSENSE IT IS TOO EARLY OH GAWD WHAT EVEN IS TIME #morningstream #whoseideawasthis #whatdayisit #goblincampchaos2026

TIME HAS NO MEANING AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE IT'S TUESDAY AND WE'RE LIVE AT SIX PM WHAT?? 6PM EASTERN FOR SOME STARGAZING. Put away the V10s and stop driving those zambonis it's time for a nice orderly stream! #tuesdayisanorderlytime #bereasonable #goblincampweekfour

Ooo Updated Schedule to include a bonus session on Sunday with the amazing @eliastrations.bsky.social !!

A whole new week PLUS it's GOBLIN CAMP WEEK FOUR! Check out the lineup and head to the camp site for all the sessions! THE NUNERNETTING IS UNREASONABLE AND THE TIME OUT TENT WILL BE EXPANDED IT'S GOBLININ' TIME! #goblincampweekfour #liveontwitch #zamarchery

WOW YEP WE'RE LIVE AT 4PM EASTERN UH HUH GOLDEN KAPPENING NUMBER TWENTY ONE HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OVER ANY AND ALL ABILITY TO FUNCTION TURN IN YOUR BUTTONS AT THE DOOR NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING OH SWEET CREGG THERE IS GLITTER EVERYWHERE #GK21 #ITJUSTKEEPSKAPPENING #THEKAMPENING #GOLDENKAPPARECOVERY

WOW SO APPARENTLY THE NUNERNET LECTURE DID NOT QUITE STICK AND NOW WE ARE STARTING THIS STREAM IN A GONG DEFICIT. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A NICE PEACEFUL FISHING TRIP PUT ON YOUR LIFEJACKETS AND BEHAVE YOURSELVES. #bereasonable #fishingtrip #goblincampriotson

OKAY GOBLINS IT'S TIME FOR A VERY PRODUCTIVE TUESDAY STREAM. Will YOU find one of the hidden bullseyes and trigger a giveaway? SIT NICELY BE REASONABLE. Let's kick off our stream one on day two of week three of Goblin Camp WHAT? EXACTLY. #liveontwitch #goblincampchaosweekthree #remaincalm

OHHHOHOHOHOH What's that I see?? Another ENTIRE week of weird?! INDEED. Reminder our stream sched varies wildly this month to accomodate ALL THESE AWESOME GOBLIN CAMP SESSIONS! Check out this line up for #GoblinCampChaos2026 WEEK THREE!!

WOWWWW OKAY SO WE DEFINITELY NEED TO DISCUSS FIRE SAFETY BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN NUNERNET INCIDENTS ROARING LIKE BONFIRES OH MY GAWD STARTING THE STREAM IN A THIRTY GONG DEFACIT ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEE #SUNDAYSTREAM #THISISAGONGSHOW #LIVEONTWITCH

I AM CONFIDENT THAT THE KEY IS JUST GOING LIVE EARLIER AND EARLIER UNTIL IT IS ALL OF YOUR BEDTIME. WE ARE PEACEFUL. THERE ARE TREE TOPS. YOU ARE ANGELS. NO NONSENSE ALL ABRENDA YES GOOD PLAN GREAT EXCELLENT WE ARE DOING THAT. #MORNINGSTREAM #LIVEONTWITCH #BEREASONABLE

WHAT?!?! A MORNING STREAM?!?! ON A TUESDAY?!?!?! Ohhhh goblins we're in our Camp Schedule now and it's madness from here on out. IS ANYONE KEEPING TRACK OF WHATS HAPPENING?!?? oh dear Cregg we're live and it's early BE REASONABLE. #morningstream #liveontwitch #whatishappening

A WHOLE NEW WEEK GOBLINS OH MY. Are you ready to riot our way into this scheduling madness for GOBLIN CAMP WEEK TWO??? #goblincampchaos2026 #whateveniseverhappeningevereven #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek

YKNOW WHAT WOULD JUST BE FUNNY IS IF OUR *TWENTIETH* GOLDEN KAPPA JUST DROVE RIGHT THROUGH EVERYTHING SO WE'D BE LIVE TODAY AT 2:30ET AND WE'D HAVE TO SMASH EVERYTHING WE NEED TO DO INTO THE ONGOING ON*GONG*ING CEREMONIES IN A KAPPENING RECOVERY #GK20 #GOLDENKAPPA #ITJUSTKEEPSKAPPENING

ZOMG GOBLINS IT IS TIME THE GOBLIN CAMP CHAOS 2026 OPENING CEREMONIES OMG A NUNERHUNDSIES HOW DARE YOU ALL START JULY IN A GONG DEFACIT POTATO PEELING DUTY OMG WHO HAS THE SUNSCREEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN #GOBLINCAMPISHERE #LIVEONTWITCH #WHOHASTHEBUGSPRAY

GOBLINS IT'S HERE!! GOBLINS CAMP CHAOS!! What's up this week? NO stream on Monday while we set up all camp cabins and get everyone's name labels sewn in their pyjamas. GETCHER SLEEPING BAG AND YOUR SWIMSUIT WE'RE GOIN' TO GOBLIN CAMP!! #goblincampchaos2026 #openingceremonies #areyouready

GOBLINWIDLESSNESS IT IS OUR *FINAL* JUNE STREAM WE NEED A NICE ORDERLY DAY FREE OF SHENANARCHY LET'S ALL BE REASONABLE HAVE YOU SEWED YOUR NAME LABELS INTO YOUR PYJAMAS YET?!?!? #GOBLINCAMP #AREYOUREADY #FINALJUNESTREAM

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NINETEEN. NINETEEN KAPPENINGS. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY GOING TO BE A NICE *SWEET* PEACEFUL RECOVERY STREAM AND THAT IS FINAL. #NINETEENKAPPENINGS #LIVEONTWITCH #RECOVERYSTREAM #ITJUSTKEEPSKAPPENING

OHHHHHHH GOBLINS IT IS TIME IT IS TIME. THE FINAL WEEK OF SCHOOL IS UPON US AND THE PREPARATIONS FOR GOBLIN CAMP ARE REACHING FEVER PITCH. Please shake the sand off and put away the dang bananas WE HAVE A PACKED ABRENDA YOU GOBLINS. #verysoon #goblincampchaos2026 #areyouready

OH WE'VE GOT A BIG WEEK AHEAD GOBLINS. ARE YOU READY FOR OUR FINAL WEEK BEFORE GOBLIN CAMP?!!?!? WHAT A WEEK JESTER RIOT LET'S DO THIS! #goblincampiscoming #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

OKAY YOU CHAOS GOBLINS WE HAVE MADE IT TO FRIDAY. You all better have your sunscreen and your water wings on so we can explore the Shores of Shenanarchy and I expect a NICE. SWEET. ORDERLY art stream EVERYONE BEHAVE YOURSELVES THE BEACH IS NOT FOR SHENANARCHY. #HAPPYFRIDAY #BEREASONABLE

OKAY GOBLINS LET'S TRY TO FORM A NICE ORDERLY LINE TO THE COMMUTER VANS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH AND WE NEED TO PRACTICE SO WE CAN ALL GET TO CAMP IN ONE PIECE. #bereasonable #wehaveittogetherwednesday #itsanartstream #sortof

OhhhhhKAY it's a whole new week and WE CAN DO THIS and by this I mean the Abrenda and by we I mean me while YOU ALL SIT ANGELICALLY. As long as everyone behaves perfectly and nobody touches anything this will be FINE right?!?! RIGHT?!?!!?!? #newweeksameweird #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

GREAT GALLOPING GOBLINS A WHOLE NEW WEEK?!?!!? It's true and we are going to need to cram a LOT of Goblin Camp prep *checks calendar* OH GAWD THERE'S NO TIME BE REASONABLEEEEE GOBLINS DO YOU HAVE YOUR WATERWINGS GAAHHHHH #CampisTHOON #whatsupnextweek #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

ZOMG IT'S NEARLY HERE. Year FIVE?!?! of our Goblin Camp for ALL OF JULY and I could not be more excited. Have you seen this counsellor crew?!?! Head to the discord in the bio to get all the details! Peep the comments for all the tagged counsellors and go follow them everywhere! #GoblinCampChaos2026

Imagine if we all cleared out our desks and our lockers in a SUPER orderly fashion and we found the potato that appears to be sprouting and everything was totally not on fire?!?! IMAGINE?!?!?! #everythingisfine #iamaunitofchill #liveontwitch

LISTEN WE'RE LIVE AT 5PM IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY PEACEFUL TIME WHY ARE THERE DRONE NOISES COMING FROM THE DETENTION TOWER #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

GOBLINS IT IS A WHILE NEW WEEK PLEASE STOP DRINKING SO MUCH CAFFEINE BEFORE STREAM NO THE DAY THE CHANNEL WAS CREATED DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BEING A "BIRTH" DAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL DETENTION IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE. #LIVEONTWITCH #BEREASONABLE #ITSANARTSTREAM #SORTOF

We have the SMALLEST AMOUNT OF MINUTES remaining in June to clear out the disastermess of the school building pack all your backpacks for Goblin Camp DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO GET GOBLINS TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN1?!? #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

I AM GOING TO NEED A RECOVERY FROM THE RECOVERY GATHER YOUR PACKING LISTS AND PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THIS WEEK IN TACT AND ON TASK SO HELP ME #packinglist #goblincampiscoming #pleasebereasonable #happyfriday

AHAHAHHAHA OH NO IT'S FINE SURE FINE NO PROBLEM WE'LL JUST GO LIVE AT FIVE PM EASTERN AND TRY TO WADE THROUGH THE TINSEL TO GET TO OUR TO DO LIST BECAUSE IT *JUST KEEPS KAPPENIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG #itjustkeepskappening #goldenkappa #recoverystream #everythingisfineitsjustcoveredinglitter