Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy
wistful writer. reluctant poet. tired native. angry advocate. full of fire and bad metaphors. published under Kristine Wyllys. “the banshee of affirmations” -@morriswayts she/her/eldritch abomination.
If you thought I was an obnoxious auntie before just wait because it's my tiny girly pop's 4th birthday and she chose to spend the night with me. 😭😭😭
I spent 12+ hours at an amusement park yesterday with 5 kids under 15 in nearly 100° heat. I'm not saying I'm indestructible but I am saying I'm who you want on your team in most apocalyptic and/or child-rearing scenarios.
I accidentally sent this video to Baby Girl’s little sister on Snapchat and it somehow opened a dialogue about her leaving her abusive relationship. We were able to have a raw, honest talk about the abuse she faced and her feelings leaving it. Thanks Snapchat and Miley. 🥰
I'm an auntie through and through but I have a major soft spot for Little Bit out of all the church kids. She is a few years older than my niece but is so so good to her. She's patient and gentle and nurturing and just adores my niece.
Also, okay, before last night's shenanigans took off properly, I took my niece and her little big friend from church around to all the jump houses they had for kids there. For the sake of this story, we'll call niece's friend Little Bit.
😭😂😂 Through all of it, I only snapped one picture from the back of it. 😂😭 I did manage to get a picture of my nacho break tho.
without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.
My soul is endless, ancient, and horrifying, but this mortal shell is 40.
My very favorite song is “Hallelujah” specifically by Jeff Buckley. My current favorite changes by the day. Today it’s “Haircut” by Noah Kahan.
“Give Me One Reason” by Tracy Chapman and I am bringing the house down with a mic in one hand, a beer in the other, and my whole heart in it.
I can tiptoe up to 5’4 if Betty isn’t around to call me on it.
It would be entirely dependent on what that person hoped to accomplish by telling me?
I would say HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT? You mean to tell me you’re creating 1500-2k fresh new words that never existed that way until you put them together? Thats fucking amazing and so are you!
I offer my trust openly and freely until you break it unless you are man then yes I have trust issues.
You guys want to see a picture of Baby Auntie and Uncle Betty for his birthday? 😭😭😭
😭😭😭 we made cookies and I gave her the skirt I bought to match my mama at the Brandi Carlile concert tonight.
A Chinese buffet. Set me up in a corner booth with a phone with TikTok access, endless Diet Coke refills, and just give me a few hours.
Okay but what if I told you it’s dolphins jumping out of a tribal design. What if I told you that.
This guy. He’s absolutely adorable and could still do damage but he’s my last resort.
On the surface I can be my father’s daughter and walk away without looking back, but no. I’ll carry my people in my soul til my death.
Aside from the obvious, “Umbrella” by Rhianna, may I suggest, “Good Girls” by Josie Edwards?