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@batmansrobyn
careening around having Situations. third amendment enthusiast. will never listen to that podcast.
the official Pantone one is so bad compared to the one my friends and I did off a random twitter thread a couple years ago
Windows 11 rollout still going great for Microsoft I see
he wants so badly for me to want to go inside with him
we said goodbye to Duke this afternoon. our normal vet wasn't working today, but his tech was and when she saw us on the schedule she rearranged her whole afternoon to be with us. I'm so grateful we were able to give him a gentle sendoff with people he trusted
Found a good rooftop to sit and loiter with @chicargocult.bsky.social
y'all my husband worked so hard on the patio this week and it's perfect
he matches the malevolent tree on my desk! I love him lol
y'all I struck gold at HomeGoods today with weird lamps
guess who's getting a whole new exhaust system installed due to my commitment to the bit (hint: not the roses)
The Public™ has much stronger opinions on the trade through rule than I realized, apparently lol
ice pops and freeze pops are also used in the US although usually when people are talking about freeze pops they mean these bad boys
Jan is gained a bunch of weight over the winter for no real reason so we had her thyroid checked. The vet told me her results today and said, "Everything came back normal, which means she's just....very, very good at conserving energy," which might be the best euphemism ever for my fat and lazy dog
not pictured: Jan, because they're standing on her lmao
my dad's father's day present to himself this year was to book a tee time for my dude and my brother, which he himself declined to join. I have been told by many reliable sources that a lot of things about me make sense once someone meets him
she is objectively the cutest of all the family dogs
I pay $35/year so a bunch of strangers can put a number on exactly how stupid I am, attached to my government name and undergraduate alma mater
oh the horse has a girth on it's just not easy to see from that angle, you can tell because he's wearing a martingale
RIP this model's inner leg, also once again WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BRANDS