Be Gay Solve Crimes
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A False Crime Podcast. Mia, Nova, and Lucy team up to solve the mystery of why they wanted to be detectives before they knew they were women. www.begaysolvecrimes.com @miamulder.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social @absobloodylucy.bsky.social
first day of kissing school (still haven’t got the hang of it yet)
when you accidentally boot up i robot in goldeneye big head mode
hour three of some hoary old wizard telling you about this magic ring he wants you to recycle or something idk i wasn’t listening
pov: you are a humble fridge and i want a midnight snack
oh boy, a made for tv Miss Marple episode with explicit lesbian themes! i wonder who directed it, probably someone normal
sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band looks a little different than i remember it
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butch maggie smith: “when i graduated high school you were minus 43 isn’t that weird” me, regaining consciousness, no closer to solving the Paddle Steamer Strangler case: “we need to reenact the murder again
wondering what happened to the version of Disco Elysium that let you be a Lady Cop? well well well, do we have the podcast for you