Apparently, making *pew* *pew* sounds is frowned upon in this establishment.

Ooo, a dm from a LinkedIn recruiter. Maybe a job I'm interested in. Sigh.

And this l'il guy Don't worry about this l'il guy

I did it again.

Paul Wall turning into Ben Nichols was not on my bingo card for this lifetime.

Comfort. I has it.

Pork salpicao, steamed bok choy in oyster sauce.

Might need more garlic.

Madame has been away. I will welcome her home in the traditional way.

*coughs discretely*

Yes, and...

AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN

Defenders of democracy

Strike 1 Strike 2 Strike 3 See ya!

Peach tarte tatin, with mozzarella, basil, and flaky salt.

Mom won't let me have any vindaloo

That is clearly a skinny minion in the middle.

The only Stellantis product I'm interested in:

I'm sure this won't make anything worse. Definitely not.

Leftist 'Murica

BRB, need to modify my car.

I'm good with this.