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Carrie Alison🤞

@carriealison

Solid Zebra Society President. Bright blue dot in a deep red state. #TXDem #NoJusticeNoPeace #FascistsFuckOff

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Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· 28d

Tanks, Zee. It's just a little cottage in the urban woods.

A picture of my small bedroom and my black cat is sitting in the open window behind the screen of course

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· 28d

Me too! I've lived here 34 years so I'm kind of dragging my feet. It's such a cool little Austin Texas pad!

Part of my backyard. There's an old rusted clamshell chair and some big mole Hegra and a bench made out of a pick up truck tailgate and a birdbath and an old wagon wheel

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· 28d

I want a screened in porch, but I can't afford it.

I'm looking through a grease screen that you use on top of a pan when you're frying stuff to give me the screened in porch effect

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 14

Marion, I love the little kitten in your profile pic. Here's mine. He's 14 and likes to bite sticks.

My black cat sitting down biting sticks

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 11

#AngryHealthWalk #SquirrelOfTheDay

A squirrel peeks out behind a statue.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 10

A parody of the scene from Austin Powers when Austin Powers is on the golf cart and gets wedged between two walls, but in this case it's Trump with the caption "live shot of Trump trying to exit the Iran war"

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 10

#SquirrelOfTheDay Sploot.

A squirrel is splooting on a lawn chair waiting for peanuts.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 8

#SquirrelOfTheDay

Beggy the squirrel extreme close-up eating a peanut.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jul 5

LADY, I'M WAITING!

A squirrel splooting on an old wagon wheel waiting for peanuts.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 30

😂 🏆

A photo of RFK Jr with the caption "folks are referring to RFK Junior as "microwaved Mel Gibson" and now I can't unsee it, or stop laughing."

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 25

A person holding a package of ham that has been broken into and several bites have been taken out of the sliced ham.

A cat is right below the ham looking slightly guilty.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 21

Of course they're gonna steal the bird food ! I fought a losing battle for years trying to get them not to steal the bird food . Beggy is rude at first and then he resorts to looking cute. Here is stage one where he stares at me on the cedar post.

My little squirrel friend on the cedar post of the porch staring at me until I give him peanuts

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 21

2 Hoes

My black cat staring at a hoe. His nickname is hoe.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 21

Beggy asking for peanuts.

The squirrel who beseeches me for peanuts every morning while I'm drinking my coffee on the porch. He is in the little squirrel "begging" position with his little paws on his chest.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 20

#Caturday ⚽️⚽️

A picture of a soccer ball and the back end of a black-and-white cat with round spots that make him look like a soccer ball too

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 18

A picture of President Obama at the G7 laughing and getting along with all the other leaders like a human being

A photo of Donald Trump standing all by himself with no one talking to him at the G7. He looks like he doesn't know where he is. He likely does not.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 17

My black kitty sniffing his nip stash

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 9

Look who came by!

Awesome little owl is perched on my fence.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 2

A picture of the real Scott Bessent doing a press conference with the title: "if I didn't know this was the secretary of the treasury I would swear this man was an actor on SNL playing the secretary of the treasury"

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· Jun 1

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

A little beige dog is carrying a pride flag in his mouth while going for a walk

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 31

Perfect for #AngryHealthWalk!

A stop sign that has a bumper sticker added to the bottom that says STOP "acting like he isn't a nauseatingly vile pompous narcissist"

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 27

I made a comment but then I made it disappear so I'm gonna start over. But if it reappears don't think I have dementia! I had one plant of this Big Mulhy and after a few years it produced "pups." I just took this photo.

Big Mulhy. It's a nice grass plant that goes dormant in the winter but then grows out green and the spring and summer

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 22

My black kitty when he was outside looking up at the camera saying I approve of this message

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 21

Even though he's nude in all of these, I can share. 😂

My black kitty is taking his tongue out while he gripped his bundle of sticks

My black kitty holding onto a new toy that he hated after one day

Me pointing my finger at my cats nose

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 21

He is a pistol!

My black kitty staring up at the camera

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 19

There's a lizard on the shade as the sun begins to fade. ⛅️🦎

A lizard's shadow on the outdoor shade. He's on the exterior of the shade and I can see his shadow from the interior.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 15

It was a long time ago I can only find this one silly picture.

Carrie silly on her motorcycle.

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 14

"I deny that I drank your slushy while you ran into the convenience store."

A beautiful golden retriever type dog sitting in the passenger seat of a car with a blue tongue because he drank his mama's slushy

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 14

A photo of a black cat with a Coke wrapper around his midsection, an orange cat with a Fanta wrapper, and a white cat with a Sprite wrapper

Carrie Alison🤞@carriealison· May 10

Wut she say? My black cat sitting on the bed with a box of Jiffy cornmeal mix

What the hell she talking about? My black cat looking puzzled at Pugsy's cornbread box