HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY, TIGHTY WHITIES EDITION! GET THOSE UNDIES OUT AND HEAD ON OVER TO YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. BACKBAR OPEN 3PM - 2AM. #GETINHERE

HE IS IN THE CAGE. @JPHardyXXX HE IS HORNY!

HAPPY SATURDAY! THE CHICAGO DEBUT OF TREASURE TRAIL HAPPENS TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. BEATS BY KNOCKTOPUSS. THIS IS A DO NOT MISS WARNING! #GETINHERE

IT'S A LIGHTS OUT BACKBAR PARTY TONIGHT AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO, FEATURING THE VERY TALENTED DJ AUSTIN JAMES. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. CHEAP DRINKS. #GETINHERE

SEE YA'LL TODAY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO EDITION! 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS A VERY SPECIAL TRASH'D FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. DO NOT KEEP IS CLASSY TONIGHT... WE'RE MAKING IT TRASHY. #GETINHERE

SATURDAY NIGHT.... A SPECIAL EDITION TRASH'D PARTY FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. #GETINHERE

ARRRROOOOOOOOO! JOIN US FOR PET AND HANDLER NIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. HOSTED BY PUP JP LUCAS AND MUSIC BY PUP VANQUISH. COME GIVE OR GET A BONE TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

🚨BIG WEEKEND ALERT🚨 FRIDAY: RUFF TRADE SATURDAY: BEAR UNION SATURDAY: TRASH'D (BLU 9 + SWAN) SUNDAY: SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY! WHILE THE MEN ARE SMOKING HOT INSIDE THE CELL, WE PROMISE IT'S SMOKE FREE INSIDE. COME TAKE REFUGE WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

WHO SAYS THE WEEKEND HAS TO END ON SUNDAY? JOIN US TONIGHT FOR FLESHSHESH. DARK MEAT BEATS BY DJ BIRDOPRAXIS IN THE BACKBAR. COME, TASTE AND SEE. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO!! IT'S POWER PUMP 80'S PARTY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. COME PUMP IT UP WITH US. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. GOOD VIBES. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SATURDAY KINKSTERS! WE HAVE TWO SIGNATURE EVENTS TONIGHT FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. NERDS VS BULLIES AND JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF URANUS, OUTER SPACE DISCO IN THE BACK BAR. IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY! NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE COME EXPLORE URANUS.

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO ANNOUNCES FULL MARKET DAYS 2026 SCHEDULE. YOU'LL THANK US LATER. #GETINHERE FULL DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/market-days-2026

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHEMISTRY PARTY BY DJ AUSTIN JAMES TONIGHT, DELIVERING CHICAGO HOUSE ALL NIGHT LONG. BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. NO BULLSHIT. #GETINHERE

NO ONE DOES THIRSTY THURSDAY LIKE THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. SEE YOU TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY ONE AND ALL. JOIN US TODAY FOR A SPECIAL SUNDAY BUNDAY SUMMER HEAT EDITION. IT'S GONNA BE A HOT ONE. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE IF YOU WANNA SEE THE HEAT COME SEE THE MEAT!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY. COME JOIN US FOR THE "FIREWORKS" AT LOAD TONIGHT AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

HAPPY JULY 4TH EVE. WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL RIOT PARTY TONIGHT FEATURING DJ CATALYST IN THE BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINSHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY. ESCAPE THE HEAT WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

CAN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT THIS AMAZING STAFF. WE ARE BLESSED. #GETINHERE

THANK YOU. #GETINHERE

PRIDE PARTIES AREN'T OVER WITH UNTIL WE SAY SO! TONIGHT, WE ARE ENDING PRIDE MONTH WITH ONE LAST PARTY, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. FLESHSESH WITH DJ BIRDOBEAVERHOUSEN STARTS AT 8PM. BACK BAR. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

IT'S OFFICIAL. WE ARE HOLDING THE GAYEST PARTY EVER. IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE WORLD RECORD HOLDERS!!! W! THANK YOU CHICAGO! #GETINHERE

HAPPY PRIDE PARADE SUNDAY. CUSTOMERS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE INVITED TO JOIN US IN OUR EXCLUSIVE LUXURY VIP VIEWING AREA. AND JOIN US AFTER THE PARADE FOR OUR GAYEST EVER SUNDAY BUNDAY. #GETINHERE

IT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. OUR BIGGEST PRIDE PARTY YET... TRASH'D. #GETINHERE

WE'VE SAVED OUR BEST EVENTS FOR THE LAST WEEKEND OF PRIDE MONTH. TONIGHT IS TRASH'D. FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC. LET'S BE NAUGHTY. #GETINHERE #PRIDE

THIRSTY THURSDAY is dripping all over Cell Block tonight. The bodies are hot, the drinks are stiff, and the back room energy is anything but innocent. Come get close, get loud, and let the thirst take over. No shame. No dry spells. 🔥 THIRSTY THURSDAY 📍 Cell Block Chicago 💦 Tonight #GETINHERE

ATTENTION: TOMORROW IS OUR PRIDE TRASH'D PARTY. DIRTY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. SEE YOU HERE. #GETINHERE