Calbar

@centurioncalbar

26, he/they. Taken 🧡💙 Big fat bear on the internet; please be 18+ to interact! Banner by @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social; PFP by @nearlysquid.bsky.social Streaming most weeks on Sunday @ 10:00pm CDT (UTC -5) at

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Calbar@centurioncalbar· 19d

My second nomination is @draenethad.bsky.social and his delightful dragon! Someone forgot to tell the kobolds how big the feast was supposed to be, and they just kept bringing the dragon more and more food! That derg's going to have a big surprise when he wakes up as big as his old mountain...

Calbar@centurioncalbar· 22d

I should also formally say that I am shifting my schedule to one stream per week: Sundays @ 9pm Central (2100 UTC -5), aiming for 4 hours per stream. Between work getting busier & wanting to more consistently do social things on weeknights, Wednesday streams no longer work for me, at least for now.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· May 13

Gotta surprise the boyf with some flowers when you get the chance! For @jsoulskater.bsky.social 🧡💙 I love you so much, my incredible, wonderful lion. ( YCH by @kitherasky.bsky.social )

A chubby anthropomorphic bear, with brown and orange fur, handing a bouquet of flowers to his boyfriend, an anthropomorphic lion with star patterns across his blue fur

Calbar@centurioncalbar· May 6

Inspired by a certain coyote friend... Extra Big Calbar mood today. Wishing I could just chill and eat a bunch of food. (🎨: Shibadoodles)

A humongous anthropomorphic bear, belly spilling out of his tuxedo, sitting and eating a box of donuts.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· May 2

Ask for bellies, and you shall receive bellies!

The very large belly of a rotund anthropomorphic brown bear.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 30

I mean, that worked well as part of a tux, so those without the jacket would probably work well for this big bear, too!

A very rotund anthropomorphic bear in a tuxedo

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 30

His classic blue suit has a yellow bowtie!

Big anthropomorphic brown bear with brown and orange fur in a navy blue suit w/ yellow bowtie

Big anthropomorphic brown bear with brown and orange fur in a navy blue suit w/ yellow bowtie. He is leaning his round body against an autumn tree, enjoying a cup of cocoa.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 27

You mean... like this?

A big buff anthropomorphic brown bear flexing in the mirror

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 25

When I close my eyes at night, I think of you, snuggling with me. And in the morning, I want to open my eyes and see you looking back at me. I want to be your big giant bear. I want you to be my dreamy blue lion, big or small. I love you, @jsoulskater.bsky.social. 🧡💙 (🎨: the lovely lion himself)

A blue anthropomorphic lion lying on top of the belly of a massive orange anthropomorphic bear. The two are looking into each other's eyes and saying "Love you." and "Love you too."

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 15

Just because this bear is trying to build up a whole lot of muscle doesn't mean we're slowing down on the bulking!! Whether it's weight lifted or weight gained, we're here to push that number up, up, UP!! A phenomenal YCH from PearyPanda on FA!

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 9

Not always what I tend to show off, but I do got 'em! (🎨: Jamejarrs)

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 7

Big warm bear hugs!

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 5

Hope you feel better soon, Badger!! Big bear hugs so the big guy can get well faster!

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Apr 2

Bear belly for your observation!

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 31

Knowing Calbar is 180cm tall, and knowing the image's resolution, I split the bear up into 30 equal-height pieces (you can see the faint red lines, but I mostly used the modified gridlines in the GIMP image editor). This should be detailed enough that if someone wants to correct my math, they can.

A grayscale art piece of an exceedingly large, fat, anthropomorphic brown bear. Faint red guidelines run across the figure to help with various measurements.

A big spreadsheet with various height, diameter, radius and volume measurements.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 24

I'm sorry, Jame, but I had to. (I'm not sorry.)

A 3D-model of a large pink anthropomorphic catbird. They are wearing a plain green T-shirt and reddish pants, like the character Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 23

Don't forget to hug a bear today for Bear Day!! (A lovely little piece that @batethebear.bsky.social made me!)

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 23

BEAR DAY!!!

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 21

Tonight, we celebrated TWO MONTHS of big bear stream (and 270 followers, to boot)! As part of that, I got some fantastic new emotes from the ever-lovely @berspring.bsky.social! (Go follow that bear! He's a phenomenal artist!) Thank you so much to everyone who watched, chatted, and lurked. 🐻🧡

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 16

At the moment, I gotta give it to this one by Shibadoodles. Just a bear being huge and loving every second of it.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 15

The perfect afternoon for this big bear: up against his favorite tree enjoying a hot mug of cocoa and a nice packed lunch from home. Thank you so, SO MUCH to @sugarboy.bsky.social for this truly majestic depiction of Calbar being all big and cozy. #furry #bear #fatfur

A large, round anthropomorphic bear with brown and orange fur leans on his side against a large tree. The ground beneath him is coated in the same orange autumn leaves as the branches above him. His blue-and-white suit stretches at his chest and leaves his belly exposed to the breeze. He has his lunchbox perched atop his side as he pours himself a mug of hot cocoa.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Mar 14

(Badge by Walden Wilde, @/toonraccoon.art)

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 27

Big hugs, Xander.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 24

Beary sleepy today.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 24

These are gorgeous, Edge!! And as requested, my ref sheet:

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 23

The large hitbear has made his escape! Though, it looks like his heft has caused some mechanical complications... (Panel 4/4 of @wingedfattylynx.bsky.social's Hitbear comic)

On the left: The bear agent tiptoes away, somehow unnoticed despite each footstep leaving a dent in the ground with a *thump." He makes his way to a bus stop, and the game's interface pops up saying "Mission Success!" with a rating of "(Not So) Silent Assassin" and text saying "Escaped!"

The bear looks on with a smile, one hand over his eyes to look for the coming bus.

Final panel, bottom right corner: The bear gets onto the bus at the center door, only for the vehicle to buckle, bend and crack under the bear's weight.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 23

The target has felt the weight of consequences, delivered by our protagonist bear. Will the big agent be able to escape? ... Just bearly. (Panel 3/4 of @wingedfattylynx.bsky.social's Hitbear comic)

Left panel: The bear turns and, putting all his weight into his large hips and rump, slams the wolf Suarez into the wall.

"But you'll be getting the whole TRUCK!" he chides the wolf, continuing the previous page's dialogue.

Right side: "Gotta love a work well done," Calbar mutters as he claps his hands together and walks away from the dented wall and the wolf therein. [SUAREZ ELIMINATED], the text in the corner reads. "And gotta love tips, too!" Calbar chuckles to himself as he steals what remained of the wolf's dinner.

"Uh oh," the big bear mutters as he hears the click of the door. "Mr. Suarez, did you finish lunch?" Another guard calls out as he opens the door.

"Mr Suarez!" The guard shouts as he stares at the dent in the wall. With the alarms going off, he somehow fails to notice the large bear's rump sticking out of the window as he tries to make his escape.

"No sign of the assassin? Ah, heck." another sunglasses-clad canine guard says into an earpiece microphone. Behind him, the ursine agent "hides" behind a tree, and his somehow unnoticed despite being much wider than the tree is.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 23

The guard seems to have let our large ursine agent in. That's a decision he will be carrying the weight of for a long time... (Panel 2/4 of @wingedfattylynx.bsky.social's Hitbear comic)

The large anthropomorphic bear, clad in a button-up shirt, suspenders, work pants, work boots and a beret, steps up to the gate guard. "Ice cream order for Mr. Suarez," he says. "Uhh, sure?" the canine guard says with some hesitation, then escorts him inside saying "Follow me."

Once in the boss's office, the wolf boss, seated to the left eating dinner, shouts at the canine guard: "ICE CREAM?!? Why would I, Alejandro Suarez, owner of the biggest medical supply corporation, order ice cream?" The bear smirks and munches on an ice cream bar. "But boss-" the canine guard starts, but is interrupted. "Enough! Out!" Suarez shouts at the guard, who then leaves as Calbar smiles and thinks "Heh, easy."

Once the door closes, Suarez puts his head in his hands. "Ugh, why do I have to deal with incompetent guards..." he grumbles. But he is interrupted by the *thomp thomp thomp* of the bear's heavy footsteps.

He looks up with a start, shouting "I said ou-" before the bear's large hand grabs the wolf's throat.

"You may not want my ice cream..." The bear starts, as the wolf lets out one final gulp. (The dialogue continues in the next panel.)

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 23

In this level of Hitbear, our large ursine agent Calbar has been tasked with eliminating a corrupt medical supply company owner at his beachfront mansion. (Panel 1/4 of a lovely fanart comic by my friend @wingedfattylynx.bsky.social.) #furry #fatfur #comic #sketch

Scene: A beachfront mansion, a fountain ringed by a circle driveway and palm trees.

The interface shows the location as "Alejandro Suarez's Mansion" as a level in the game "Hitbear" (a parody of the Hitman video game). "Objective: Eliminate Suarez" and "Assigned Agent: Calbar" appear in the top right.

Bottom panels: An ice cream truck pulls up to the mansion playing the typical music. A large figure steps out of the truck, shown in the next panel only with one shoe-clad foot and the metal below it creaking. The large figure opens up the back of the truck and rustles around for supplies.

Calbar@centurioncalbar· Feb 11

See furry tummy, post furry tummy 🎨: @snootfultonto.bsky.social