The networks skipped Trump’s speech tonight. If the polls keep dropping, Republicans will be updating their résumés. At least the Epstein controversy isn’t leaving the news cycle anytime soon. #ChrisAhuja #DonaldTrumpMeltdown #HesCooked

Imagine getting left on read by the biggest TV networks in America. ABC and NBC aren’t carrying Trump’s primetime address live on their main broadcast channels tonight, opting for streaming coverage instead. #TacoTrump #ChrisAhuja

Maybe Trump is sending bad vibes to every soccer team he meets. Harry Kane revealed Trump personally invited him to play golf in Palm Beach 18 months ago. Now England is out of the World Cup. Coincidence? #WorldCup #Trump #ChrisAhuja

The mats don’t care who you are. Sometimes you’re the nail. Sometimes you’re the hammer. Today we were the hammer. Tomorrow, we earn it all over again. #JiuJitsu #ChrisAhuja

During his Senate confirmation hearing, DNI nominee Jay Clayton repeatedly declined to directly answer Sen. Jon Ossoff’s question about who won the 2020 election, saying only that the election was certified. #JonOssoff #JayClayton #ChrisAhuja

Why are the FBI at Lindsey Graham’s house? If there’s an official reason, the public deserves transparency. Speculation fills the vacuum when basic questions go unanswered. #LindseyGraham #FBI #Transparency #ChrisAhuja

Mike Johnson says he “doesn’t know” what happened in the fatal ICE shooting in Maine because he’s been “a little busy.” When federal agents kill someone, the Speaker of the House should know. Americans deserve answers. #MikeJohnson #ChrisAhuja

Behind the scenes, Lindsey Graham reportedly worked with Trump allies, Saudi officials, and Netanyahu’s team on a regional deal. Saudi Arabia wanted a path to a Palestinian state. Netanyahu rejected it. #LindseyGraham #ChrisAhuja

What was Lindsey Graham working on before his sudden death? Reports say he was helping shape a Saudi-Israel deal that could’ve reshaped the Middle East. The timing is impossible to ignore. #LindseyGraham #ChrisAhuja

A man who reportedly wasn’t even the target of the ICE operation is dead. His 3-year-old daughter witnessed it. ICE has become a rogue agency with zero accountability. It should be abolished. #AbolishICE #ChrisAhuja #Justice

Difficult news this morning. A person was killed during an incident involving ICE in Maine, and the investigation is just beginning. In my opinion, ICE has become a rogue agency. I believe it’s time for accountability and to abolish ICE. #AbolishICE #ChrisAhuja

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is reportedly doing great. He just took some time off for a full facelift, calf implants, a jawline upgrade, and factory-reset knees. Sources say he specifically requested, “Anyone but Kristi Noem’s plastic surgeon.” #MitchMcConnell #KristiNoemSurgeon #ChrisAhuja

Lindsey Graham passed away Saturday evening at 71, and the public was informed right away. That’s how government transparency should work. So why are Kentuckians still left guessing about Mitch McConnell? #LindseyGraham #WhereIsMitch #MitchMcConnell #ChrisAhuja

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu isn’t about being the toughest person in the room. It’s about showing up every day, getting better one round at a time. That’s how working people win: grit, discipline, resilience, and refusing to quit. #JiuJitsu #ChrisAhuja

Regular people are expected to show up for work every day. Elected officials owe the public the same accountability. Kentucky deserves clear answers, and if a Senate vacancy exists, the law should be followed. #ChrisAhuja #AndyBeshear #MitchMcConnell

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear sent Sen. Mitch McConnell a strongly worded letter asking for an update on his health and ability to serve. #StronglyWordedLetter #WhereIsMitch #AndyBeshear

Serious question: If emergency crews responded to Mitch McConnell’s home, why wasn’t CPR administered? Homie is gone #MitchIsGone #ChrisAhuja

Working families are sick of fear, intimidation, and government power without accountability. Our rights mean nothing if they’re only respected when it’s convenient. Due process. Dignity. Justice. Credit: @chucochingona. #AbolishICE #ProsecuteICE #Dignity

Brad Sherman emailed asking for my endorsement. I won’t be endorsing him in the 2026 general. Brad, you’re part of the problem. Career impotent corporate Democrats like you helped create the conditions that got Trump elected. #GoonerBrad #ChrisAhuja

Today we celebrate a huge milestone: Mitch McConnell earned his blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Proud of the hard work and dedication. Meanwhile, Brad Sherman apparently was too busy on his iPad to show up to class. Congratulations, Mitch! #MitchMcConnell #BlueBelt #JiuJitsu #ChrisAhuja

We finished class, Mitch McConnell got after it for 20 minutes, and Brad Sherman… well… he once again mastered the ancient art of not showing up. #JiuJitsu #ChrisAhuja #MitchMcConnell

Off to jiu-jitsu. Shoutout to Mitch McConnell for grinding through a 20-minute roll yesterday. Hopefully he’s back today. Brad Sherman still hasn’t made it to class. The mats are waiting. 🥋 #JiuJitsu #ChrisAhuja #GoonerBrad #MitchTrains

Donald Trump called Japan the “Islamic Republic of Japan.” Japan has not yet confirmed the rebrand. #ChrisAhuja #DonaldTrump #IslamicRepublicOfJapan

Reports are greatly exaggerated. Mitch McConnell looked fantastic at jiu-jitsu today. His kesa-gatame was tight. Meanwhile, Brad Sherman still won’t show up to jiu-jitsu. I don’t know what’s going on, Brad. #WhereIsMitch #JiuJitsu #GoonerBrad #ChrisAhuja

Shout out to Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. Team USA lost, and honestly, it may be Ted Cruz’s fault after that terrible FIFA joke at the White House. These guys are losers, and apparently, they like losing. #ChrisAhuja #WorldCup2026

Thank you, Donald Trump, for bringing your magic touch to the U.S. soccer team. They lost, so please give yourself a big pat on the back. Somehow, you keep making America lose again. #ChrisAhuja #TrumpIsBadLuck #WorldCup2026

If Belgium wins, will we hear the match was “rigged,” just like 2020? Do we have to call every loss a conspiracy forever? Is that how the Epstein files work too—only real if they help your narrative? #ChrisAhuja #WorldCup

Happy Donald Trump Piñata Day! Wishing our candy-filled guest of honor a wonderful morning before today’s BBQ. May he enjoy every peaceful moment. 🇺🇸 #DonaldTrumpPiñata #ChrisAhuja #HappyBirthdayAmerica

Mitch McConnell suffered a serious medical emergency that required CPR. Yet the public has received very few updates about his condition. Days later, his wife, Elaine Chao, traveled to China to meet Vice President Han Zheng. Why the secrecy? Americans deserve answers. #ChrisAhuja #WheresMitch

Donald Trump Piñata (DTP) and I watched @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social deliver an incredible speech today. DTP was very jealous of what a real leader like @mayor.nyc.gov does for working people! #DonaldTrumpPinata #ChrisAhuja