Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· 24d Real bad day for this, read the room
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· 24d Did we just slip through a time/space wormhole
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· 26d It’s not a potato chip, it’s an “ode” to a potato chip
Get over yourself Trader Joe’s, it’s not that deep
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· 26d From playing soccer as a little kid in Vancouver, to getting to see a World Cup game live and in person
Life is a pretty wild journey
Thanks to everyone who made such a memorable World Cup possible! ⚽️
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· 28d England-France for the bronze
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 16 Tfw you get a fundraising text right after a cancer screening
Bad timing! 🤷♂️
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 16 Caught South Orange / Maplewood’s own Water Towers last night!
That’s my very tall friend Tom on bass
Check em out: watertowersband.com
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 15 Ok hear me out
MetLife is Harrenhal
A haunted castle with bad mojo and too many ghosts
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 12 The tiniest deer I’ve ever seen chilling in my front yard, I’ll take it as a good omen
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 12 Disney fan account with the local angle
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 11 Increasingly getting Music Man vibes from this dude
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 4 Thank you Canada 🙏
Every team but one eventually goes home, and it was our time today
But we went further than we ever have and you did us proud
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 3 “Cue the explosive diarrhea”
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 2 Fox Soccer is promoting … a Canada/Uzbekistan friendly from June 1
Not like there’s any other soccer going on 🤷♂️
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 2 Smells like cleats & corruption
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jul 1 Ignorant
Morocco is good, but we can play too
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 30 No LinkedIn, I will not connect with Alexi Lalas!!
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 28 Never in my life did I think I would see this graphic
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 28 It was my jersey that did it 😉 🇨🇦
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 28 My friend subbed me into the Canadian lineup 😆
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 27 Underestimate Bosnia at your peril
They’re big, have some savvy veterans, and drew against Canada
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 27 International witchcraft battle
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 26 A soul that’s rotten to the core
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc· Jun 25 Is that the Pope telling me to stop procrastinating 😳