clarissa

@clarissadelune

Hi! Fan acc into music (esp. rock/metal, classical, & epic), books, shows, movies, anime, comics, science, humanities, arts, & progressive politics. Aspiring musician & writer. 🔞 Latest works:

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clarissa@clarissadelune· 10d

ngl though it'll be embarrassing as fuck for the groups that do submit for that category

clarissa@clarissadelune· 11d

Shuri scratches such a specific itch for me. A genius black princess from a powerful African nation who’s passionate about science & technology & has difficulty conciliating that with the more spiritual side of things isn’t something you get very often. And her rage & grief over her brother’s death!

clarissa@clarissadelune· 12d

Why do nerds seem to think we’re obliged to ride and die for franchises no matter their decisions and how much they let you down?

clarissa@clarissadelune· 12d

I just discovered a bunch of my videos on YouTube are with "possible limitations", even my original songs, which I literally copyrighted?!

clarissa@clarissadelune· 12d

May I join the 'HALADRIEL/SAURONDRIEL IS CANON' party and offer y'all my humble little tune? :3 A Song Of Sundering - The Rings Of Power Fan Song by Valentine de Claire youtu.be/wGgCDRMBzx0

clarissa@clarissadelune· 12d

I see K’ataangers are throwing another tantrum about the ‘Kya as a secret Zutara child’ jokes/memes/HCs so now I obviously want to read a fic with that concept out of sheer spite

clarissa@clarissadelune· Jul 3

I had a specific vision and my skills fell a little short (couldn't find how to make the background of the dancing guy video actually transparent for the life of me) but it expresses well my feelings with Netflix's Avatar The Last Airbender season 2 as a Zutara and Taang shipper

clarissa@clarissadelune· Jun 30

Just clicked on 'accept all cookies' in a website accidentally instead of my usual 'reject all cookies'

clarissa@clarissadelune· Jun 28

Reasons why I watch NATLA: ✅ Zutara crumbs ✅ Taang atoms ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ The hilarious catharsis of seeing how awful K'ataang looks with Aang looking like a baby next to Katara 🧵 LIVE-SKEET THREAD 🧵 📺 CURRENTLY WATCHING: Netflix's Avatar The Last Airbender season 2 (cr. Albert Kim) 📺

clarissa@clarissadelune· Jun 26

THE HOUSEMAID (2025), dir. Paul Feig, scrp. Rebecca Sonnenshine Ngl I had some prejudice coming in but was very positively surprised. I was on the edge of my seat! Twists not being completely unpredictable don't take away their punch. Solid! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

clarissa@clarissadelune· Jun 11

NOW WE'RE HAVING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN 🧵 LIVE-SKEET THREAD 🧵 📺 CURRENTLY WATCHING: Interview With The Vampire season 3 aka The Vampire Lestat (cr. Rolin Jones) 📺 #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat #television

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 21

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY THE RINGS OF POWER FAN SONG HIT 800 VIEWS?????????????????????????????????????????

Screenshot of my The Rings Of Power fan song (A Song Of Sundering, under my artistic name Valentine de Claire) on YouTube, now with 841 views.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 21

Bart Simpson diz em agonia "Esse foi o pior escândalo envolvendo o Flávio Bolsonaro", daí Homer Simpson lhe responde "Esse foi o pior escândalo envolvendo o Flávio Bolsonaro até agora"

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 21

Does it ever happen to y'all or is it just my memory that sucks? 😂

First, screenshot of the famous Archive Of Our Own message "You have already left kudos here. :)"

Then, Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings looking around in a dark forest, very confused, then saying "I have no memory of this place"

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 20

Just finished The Boys

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 20

I had a vision in the shower and I hope no one has beat me to it

ix panels, organized in pairs.

The first pair: "shipping reflects your ethics/values/morality on a 1:1 basis and if you ship politically incorrect pairings you're a terrible person" and an image of a small brain inside a large skull.

The second pair: "actually my ship is not unhealthy because [then a text so long the font becomes too small and the words illegible']" and an image of a normal sized brain with a lot of activity.

The final pair: "you can ship whatever you want even if dead dove/dark because fiction is a safe outlet for you to do/explore whatever the heck you want" and a brain with connections expanding outwards into the galaxy.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 19

Uhhh… Can someone in the metal side of BlueSky explain to me what’s going on?

Spotify screenshot of an alleged new single by Ronnie James Dio aka Dio with the cover art of Holy Diver and the title “Ikaw Lang At Ako” (according to Google Translator, “Just You And Me” in Filipino).

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 17

Remembering this interaction I had a few months ago and finding it even funnier after that viral tweet of the K'ataanger crashing out over their sibling preferring Zutara lol (screenshot because I couldn't summarize it more than this)

How terminally online antis think IRLies react to me liking enemies-to-lovers: EWWW GENOCIDAL COLONIALIST RACIST DOMESTIC ABUSE APOLOGIST

How IRLies actually react: Weird that such a harmless "unpopular" opinion [preferring Zutara over K'ataang] draws such vitriolic reactions [like bomb threats & suicide baiting] from people, especially when the ones who hold them are women

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 16

Alguém já fez este meme? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

"PERDEU TUDO! O drama d'O Profundo"

Daí uma foto d'O Profundo triste, com uma seta apontando para a imagem de um barraco minúsculo com as palavras "Morando de aluguel"

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 16

Meus deuses o Intercept BR só assim com o Flavinho

Dakota Johnson em entrevista lendária para Ellen DeGeneres, no momento em que lhe disse "Isso não é a verdade, Ellen."

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 15

Is anyone else like this

Four panel comic with stick-person drawings.

One person, labeled 'Me 🦋', meets another person, labeled 'Clueless IRLie', who holds a copy of Ali Hazelwood's The Love Hypothesis and says "I like The Love Hypothesis!"

Then, the former raises their arms in excitement in and asks "Oh, for real?!"

Then, as the latter is quite confused, the former grabs the small empty speech balloon sprouting from them, preparing Something.

At last, the former jumps in excitement and smashes the now large speech balloon, now with the shout "IT USED TO BE STAR WARS FANFICTION!!!", over the latter's head.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 14

If my trans peeps will allow it, this inspired me to make this very incredibly drawn comic about a similar experience. Don't be too dazzled by my art skills.

Eight panel comic.

In the first, a person calls another "Schizo!", in the second "Weirdo!", in the third "Loner!", and in the fourth "Autistic!"

Then, the person who was called all that thinks "Hm...?". Then, they're shown in a professional assessment (this panel is labeled "A professional assessment later...".

Then, the person shows their autism card and says "Turns out you were onto something, I'm indeed autistic!", and the person who had called them all those things before says "NO YOU'RE NOT!", leaving the autistic person quite confused.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 14

I can't speak for the A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms book yet but in the A Song Of Ice And Fire we have scenes involving periods. Sansa getting her menarche, which is preceded by a nightmare in which her cramps are equated to stabs in her stomach, is relevant as it "makes her available for marriage"

Tweet by She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax): "Why do fantasy worlds never discuss how the women in them deal with their periods? Like we can have multiple fucking scenes of men pissing and shitting in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms but no the concept of a period is too gross to even be mentioned in any fantasy universe"

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 13

What people think a trauma bond is / What it actually is

An imprisoned Shadow Weaver (who has a long history of physically and verbally abusing Catra) caresses Catra’s face in She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 13

Adoro ‘O Cara De Que Estou A Fim Não É Um Cara?!’ porque ele é muito expressivo e dá excelentes figurinhas

Mitsuki Koga gritando “HÃ?!” estupefata.

Joe tampando o rosto e falando “Será que eu to conseguindo fazer o papel de ‘adulto responsável’…?”

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 12

And you know what? To hells with it. Have another meme

The Simpsons scene. Apu, here labeled 'Kataang shippers', jumps in front of a bullet, being fired by a man labeled 'Legitimate writing criticism', to protect a man behind him labeled 'Bryke'.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 12

A duo I just made up

Mitsuki Koga from The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t A Guy At All.

Soushi Ikematsu from The Metalhead Next Door.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 11

Yeah, guys It's official Les Miserables is officially a DNF for me This hurts. I can't even remember the last time I DNF'd a book :(

Les Miserables is now marked as 'Did Not Finish' on my Good Reads account.

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 11

Ah y’know what fuck it here goes yet another meme dissing Bryke

Adult Katara and Zuko from the The Legend Of Aang character posters over a yellowed beige background with the phrase «BRYKE WON'T LET US INTERACT Because they know one second of our inevitable explosive chemistry will already make Zutaras too powerful, and they can't have the people not shipping the pairing whose writing helped them heal from unrequited crushes»

clarissa@clarissadelune· May 10

🧵 LIVE-SKEET THREAD 🧵 📺 CURRENTLY WATCHING: Netflix's One Piece live-action adaptation, season 2 (cr. Matt Owens & Steven Maeda) 📺 #OnePiece #television #nerd #geek #fantasy