Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
“Showing” is always more powerful than “telling”. comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-magic...
And if you don’t fulfill your league punishments before the draft, the explosive diarrhea parasite is gonna getcha!
Say what you want about Zach Wilson, but once he finally hits puberty he’s going to be one helluva backup to the backup
Don’t stack these five teams, okay? www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Fellow authors: Without any context, what’s the first line of your current work in progress?
Laugh all you want. This is riddled with Easter eggs. -four crocs, representing their 4 wins in 2025 -every croc has thirteen signature holes, representing their 13 losses -the pose, representing NYG’s back to back to back losing seasons
Trying to figure out who joined all these fantasy leagues in August when I’m drowning in waiver wire claims
I hit a hole-in-one on June 25th, 2012 and no one’s talking about it.
Fantasy football needs better PR. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
I GREW THESE PLANTS! I WATERED THEM EVERY DAY FOR WEEKS AND NOW I HAVE JUST FED MY FAMILY WITH THESE PLANTS! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
I can’t chose what memories she’ll take with her into adulthood, but I sure hope today makes the cut
smash or pass, 18 round edition with @kendallvalenzuela.bsky.social and @peteroverzet.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@mbfantasyli...
Growing up is realizing red onions are that bitch, always were that bitch, and will always be that bitch