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cosmo (themb)

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cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jul 13

howling

screenshot from my pixel phone's notification slider, showing the Tran Girlismo Podcast, and a memory from OneDrive, showing me what made July 13th special over time. today's memory shows an assassination attempt on the president.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jul 8

omg, this is so good, ty! i just set mine to 15 minutes juuuust in case i also found disabling playing videos in the feed skips Shorts on load? just toggling it seemed to have reset something, now it isn't happening which is v cool

Screenshot from YouTube in time management settings showing my watch stats for the week sitting just under 40 hours. There are options for reminders, and to set the Shorts feed limit.

Same screen as before but showing the options for the Shorts feed limit as 0 minutes, 15, 30, 45, one and two hours. I set it to 15.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jun 18

sorry officer im in a rush, gotta go home and shit post

a generated bluesky license for my account, showing my opossum pfp holding a cuppa coffee, a qr code that may or may not work, some stats saying i like and post a lot, have a bunch of mutuals, and have been around since 6/29/2026. my class is Citizen, though I think it's a bug, I've been around since 2023. it's the Mint green flavor of ID.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jun 10

i was sO EXCITED thinking this was a v1 situation

Windows 11 toast notification letting me know that PowerToys has an Update, moving from v0.98.1 to v0.100.0, asking if i want to Update now, or get More Info...

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jun 5

marketing image for bottles, sprays, jars, and shakers full of "WolfPee" branded wolf urine. the caption says it's the original, since 1986, and promises "REAL URINE PURE FEAR"

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 23

idk what this is or if i can eat it but the drink is good

round drink glass on wood table, rye with a dry orange looking thing that doesn't look edible

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 20

no primer no problem

two painters (both obscured) painting the black parts of a burger king with a single coat of brown paint. the sky is clear. not pictured is two other painters doing the detail work on the other side.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 19

hell yeah?

Quarantine notification from Microsoft about a high confidence phish message from microsoftstore at microsoftstore dot microsoft dot com, telling me these are the final days to enter to win a million dollars USD cash, from yesterday. I have the options to Review, Request Release, or Block the Sender.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 13

plz

an illustration of an old time frog in suspenders brandishing a muzzle loader pistol with the caption "don't ever put me in a situation".

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 8

sledding game is so good

cropped picture of a character from Sledding Game, they are a round chubby frog standing upright, with purple slatted shades, a choker, and red dunce cap.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 6

oh i dont like this /at all/

google map screen shot showing a side-by-side comparison of Lake Michigan and Sweeden. the shapes are too similar for comfort.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· May 5

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Apr 15

oh my god mine did too! in the five minutes since i disabled it. time to throw my whole afternoon at this. 😌

the copilot button back in Outlook on the Web only five minutes after disabling it in Outlook on the web options. Copilot gives three options to the user, to Summarize, Summarize and reply, or Suggest my next step. Heinous.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 24

no, AI can not end the need for clinical trials. what are you talking about, we can barely get this stuff to count letters right now?? no other technology sells it self so dishonestly i swear.

screenshot of Outlook's toast notification in Windows 11, showing an email from Amazon Web Services that asks "Could AI end the need for clinical trials?", with some options to handle the email, and a reminder I don't often communicate with marketing-email-replies at amazon dot com.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 20

casually asked my address bar "is it spring yet"

screenshot of Bing's AI summary to my question: "is it spring yet". the answer given was pulled from NBC New York and two other sources, it reads: "Yes, it is spring yet! The first day of spring has officially arrived, marked by the vernal equinox, which occurs on March 20, 2026. This event signifies the beginning of spring in the Northern Hemisphere, with longer days and warmer temperatures expected as the season progresses."

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 17

digital artifacts? artistic license? cartographer's tooling? 0.0, 0.0 is pINCHED??

screenshot of google map's ocean baselayer at 0.0, 0.0 400000m, showing a raised underwater feature that is cut four ways by a faint latitude and longitude grid.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 13

here's my smellybean

my cat melba! she has green eyes and dark rings and an attentive listening position. i think she's a tabby? behind and blurry is an old apartment and computer and weed boxes.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 13

Crabmeat looks great, but it's single player? and if im gonna single player a fishing game, i'm putting another hundred hours into Fishing: Barents Sea or North Atlantic actually, i might log back in later?? i miss the FV Shruggie 🥹

Screenshot showing off the deck of my good ship Shruggie, a white and red fishing vessel on drift, waiting for some pots to pop at sunrise in the Barents Sea. from the game Fishing: Barents Sea.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 10

hung with my mom as she went through her record collection this weekend and uncovered this gem. we hadn't spun it up to listen, but it's got grooves on it and was LITERALLY cut out of the back of a cereal box. look at those SUSPENDERS

a 33 and a half rpm cardboard record titled 'The Monsters Go Disco' featuring cereal mascots Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry. the instructions say to wipe with tissue before use, set the phonograph to 33½ RPM, and to place a coin near the center if it slips. it looks very old, because it was likely from the 1970s

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Mar 9

'plz you owe us'

edited two part image macro. top caption says "I can excuse 9/11, but I draw the line at economy hort :(". bottom caption in response says "You can excuse 9/11?!"

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Jan 28

yeah, sure ok, i'll tell my colleagues what i think about Windows 11 Pro with Copilot and Microsoft 365 Premium

screenshot of the Start menu of a Windows 11 Pro Desktop with Microsoft 365 Premium and a search bar with the word 'excel' entered, showing no results. empty. none. this computer does not know where excel is, what it is, or if it exists. i had to refresh three times. i can not stress this enough, the START MENU is EMPTY when SEARCHING for EXCEL.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Dec 21

looking for some classic Santa fits when the autocomplete on my flagship Google Pixel mobile device derailed me with the least relevant top result of all time

screenshot of Google's built in Pixel search bar, showing a query for "santa", with the first highlighted result being "santa Monica studios games" and "God of War" as the top result, followed by "santa claus", "santa's phone number", "santa tracker", and "santa claus movie", which specifies "The Santa Clause — 1994 film". the search took place December 21, so it's hard to say which result was the most relevant.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 30

adding something like this to my network stack, tho i'll see if i can make it fog packet grease instead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNi4...

image of a hand holding a laser-engraved palm-sized metal tablet with a prayer on a chain, which is hung off the sensor tool in the next image and attached video. it reads "Gears and oil, Chains and grease, Oh the spirit of the machine, sacred treated creator, purge this divine instrument of malicious demons. Grant me the strength to conquer any encountered faults including those of my own flesh and blood. Blessed be thy constructs until the last cycle."

a hand-crafted metal-work divine-sensor for blessing and harassing demons and spiritual assaults on machinery and technology. it looks like a chained flail attached to a battery pack.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 26

it's not a myth! just hiding out. the signs are there if you know where to look 😌

an image of NYC's N train, riding down the rails above ground off to do train things. the normally circular yellow N sign in the window has been edited and turned sideways, to make it look like the letter Z.

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 26

gosh if only all these messages looked identical, or came from an account with a misleading display name like Bluesky

Cut and paste template of a fake bsky support message telling me how to unsuspend my account

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 5

got u

square transparent image of Zohran Mamdani for a discord sticker laughing while wearing an I Voted sticker. likely thrilled to have won the recent NYC Mayoral race

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 5

sticker i did real quick for discord

square transparent image of John Stewart with podcast gear on listening along in horror with wet-eyes and a pained expression over whatever is being said

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Nov 1

this poor flight left LGA to BOS, did some circles, and has come back to land at JFK an hour and a half later. the wind is so bad out here rn. www.flightradar24.com/DAL1853/3ce9...

screenshot from flightradar24 showing DAL1853 doing a big ass loop and landing a few mins south of where it took off on Long Island

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Oct 30

oh boy i hope it's an advertisement

A pink header notification from Discord on the web app saying "Hey, you have something waiting for you in your gift inventory! Don't forget to claim it before it's lost." with a button under captioned "Take me there"

cosmo (themb)@cosmomomo· Sep 14

this is not a covert ICE cell phone tower it is an suv with some cameras and cop shit stuck on

uncropped photo of that city of chicago emergency management vehicle going around claiming to be a fake cell tower. this is an Excursion SUV with utility lights, speed guns, a PA, and elevated mast with some security cameras and a loosely coiled cable