Count Binface
@countbinface
Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for the Clacton By-Election, 2026. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface, at PO Box 818, Tonbridge, TN9 9YF
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface
I’m so grateful to have received kind messages from the next generation of humans over the last few weeks. This is from Edward, aged 10. Thank you!
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan.
I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
Whether it’s politics or sides of the Mersey, I’m uniting red and blue.
VICTORY! England over Mexico. Me (morally) over the other Makerfield candidates. Celebrate with me LIVE IN LONDON! My one and only July gig is @museumofcomedy this Thursday 9 July at 8.30pm. Tickets are disappearing faster than Nigel's poll lead. JOIN ME! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac...
BINFACE NEWS! To those humans asking where you can see me in the flesh: I don't have flesh, but after my Makerfield triumph I'm having a (Moral) Victory Rally at the Museum of Comedy, London on Thurs 9th July. 20:30. Come get some space, satire and sanity! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac...
Move over Keir and Kemi. Here's the real Prime Minister's Questions: Binface and Burnham! #PMQs
Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs. And I’m not even elected yet.
