Fuck this Kakistocracy
@crankypacifist
I'm Jay — she/him/y'all — ADHD I write crap for fun. Published crap: AI hater. "Radically pro-transgender." Fuck the war machine. Geld the patriatchy. House the unhoused. Typos are stylesheet. pfp by Terijian Bearheart.
To be fair, he was a hideous specimen of humanity, and most of his so-called art is unsuitable for civilized company. Nonetheless.
Trying to replicate some old research on R.C. Hörsch and getting an object lesson in just how much of the '00s internet has been destroyed.
Milla Jovović's "thermal bandages" in The Fifth Element got me thinking about all the flimsy and gratuitous male-gaze nudity in Hollywood productions. I kinda want to see the same treatment given to a plausible scenario where some unsexy old fat man gets caught naked for a good chunk of the movie.
Baby mama's flight home from HQ was delayed by 2 hours. Captain changed the route out over the ocean and is running 80–100 mph faster than the filed plan. She's making up some damn time.
More unlikely treasures. A spotless first edition, older than my 60 years, of The Complete Works of the Gawain Poet, in a modern English version with a critical introduction by John Gardner (both favorites). I didn't know this book existed before baby mama gave it to me as a wedding gift.
Unlikely treasures. Yes, it looks like an urn, but this vase was a wedding present to my maternal grandparents. 99 years ago.
You're in a meeting with Jillibles today, this is what you get
Okay, I need a woman in a dress or a skirt, and I need someone for her to…well…to queen.
I did! Rolled for almost two hours! Only did like 15 miles, because this bike is slow and I did a lot of farting around exploring stuff.
I'm thinking they've got him on a vent and loaded up with pressors(?) to keep his blood circulating so they can claim he's technically alive.
Alright got dammit, who knows how to rip the audio from a yootoob video. This guy was kind enough to transfer and post a record I hadn't been able to find for 20 years, but the fucking capitalists keep interrupting it with commercials and I'm about to go axe handle on them.
As rebuttal to that APPALACHIA travesty in London, please allow me to submit a real Appalachian home-cookin' menu, from a delightful little joint here in Cackalacky. www.thehillbillyhideaway.com/menu.html
I suppose I could flip it and vignette it a little and it would suit the purpose. But still.
Anybody got a shot where you're reading something with an expressions says "What the Fuck?" and you wouldn't mind me using it in an online class? Unsplash is failing me. I cribbed this one from an iStock ad on Unsplash, but it's just so…conventionally-attractive-young-white-woman.