Dana Gould
@danagould
Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
Congratulations to the lovely couple that climbed the Empire State Building.
“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”
Pete Hegseth’s press conferences seem a lot more normal if you imagine him dressed up like Klingon. Case in point
Starts a fight with a guy he does not know or understand. Is ASTOUNDED when the guy fights back. Turns to the gathered crowd and demands someone win the fight for him. Everyone folds their arms. Throws a tantrum because it’s “unfair.” The Art Of The Deal #manlymanstrength
BREAKING: Trump meeting with advisors to discuss what merch to wear to greet next planeload of fallen soldiers.
Tue. March 10th Mill Valley CA. One night. One show. www.throckmortontheatre.org/events/eejjf...
“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.” That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.
Behold the man who currently owns Epstein’s New Mexico ranch and is obstructing any attempt to find out if there are human skeletons under the pickle ball court. I’ll let you guess his political affiliation.
White supremacy and child f%*king aside… No actually, let’s just stick with that.
If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have the truth on your side, pound the truth. If you don’t have either, pound the table.