Daddy laying down his gassy gal and propping up those clumsy legs, softly bicycling those chubby thighs to release that built up pressure in your guts, smiling down at you as crackles and pops echo from your diapers…
Opening a Ko-Fi for gas so it makes sense when I put my groceries on Klarna I can refuel properly after I donate plasma.
youtu.be/5NFVLZ3QjgY?... Such s slapper
Not sure what OP has against Alice and Chains tho, gonna go listen to Jar of Flies rn
Light Ageplay: Daddy returns home with milk -and- cigarettes
I watch Kickassia like once a month now and it's becoming a problem
I can’t believe I got bullied into buying salted butter
Debating butter vs unsalted butter in the groupchat, slow day.
Finally nabbed an internal interview at my company, wish me luck!
“Hmm, what is the HDG everyone’s talking about…?” *5 minutes later* “So imagine I’m a pitcher plant that vores hapless travelers snatching them up in my stomach, dissolving them and injecting them with my own biomaterial, then pops them out as my perfect little saplings, here’s Chapter 1-“
Ugly bastard cucks loser donkey's wife, tale as old as time. @ablargling.bsky.social @squirmyy.bsky.social
You can rest easy, Soggy Lizard, you’ve done more for your country than they’ll ever know.
Mom says I can’t have any more diapers until I use all the old shitty confidrys
I was literally doing this when he dropped "Tykables and Rearz," but yeah it was pretty respectful.
