Danielle

@daniellie

Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.

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Danielle@daniellie· 24d

My husband said the play doh dentist set head looks like Teddy Roosevelt and there’s no unseeing it.

A plastic head with a large brownish orange mustache and matching hair. It strong resembles the former president.

Danielle@daniellie· 24d

New growth is so stinking cute. 🌱

A newly sprouted tomato with the wilted flower still attached at the bottom. New growth fuzz abounds. It sits in front of a blurred brick wall.

Danielle@daniellie· 24d

Someone watched too much Team America and took it literally.

A marionette puppet of Matt Damon with its arms in the air. This is a still from the movie Team America: World Police.

Danielle@daniellie· 24d

Complaining about too much politics on a social platform in our current climate is odd. 1.) You can turn the worry off? Teach me. 2.) Even the Three Stooges got political because certain shit calls for it.

A poster for The three stooges in their show, “you Nazty spy.” Moe wears a Hitler mustache and Larry and Curly wear SS inspired uniforms.

Danielle@daniellie· 27d

I’ve never seen this man in my life.

A coin purporting to bear the resemblance of the current president

Danielle@daniellie· 27d

Absolutely brutal. One could not recover from this.

A sepia and black cartoon of the “Tammany Tiger” which was meant to show Tammany Hall as a danger place. It is shaped like a tiger with a nasty snarl. Inside his body is broken up into different rooms like “fighting” “ale & cider” and “dance house.” Scandalous.

Danielle@daniellie· 29d

So Taco Bell is the likely culprit for this diarrhea outbreak? I should probably stop eating there…

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 12

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 12

He’s not only merely dead he’s really most sincerely dead!

The munchkins from the wizard of Oz celebrating the witch’s death with their death certificate while Dorothy looks perplexed.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 12

We didn’t make it over the Ben Franklin but we did meet a celebrity.

We see people walking away from the camera in the foreground and headed toward the camera to their left is a delivery robot.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 9

Share one of your all-time favorite actors! 🎥🎬🍿

Stephen Graham, a man with a brown jacket and black pants sits on a brown couch with small white flowers growing on the couch to his left.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 9

Found one of my ground zero pictures taken November 2001.

A long street lined with skyscrapers leads to many cranes over a pile of rubble that used to be the world trade centers.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 8

A person holding their hand up to highlight a large swath of land around Philadelphia with the label “I’m from Philly” map.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 8

7-year-old me sipping my soup on the couch cause I’m home sick: “Nice”

One of the Price is Right models wearing a bright orange shirt that says “I want to suck face with Bob Barker.”

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 7

Getting this tattooed on my forehead

Grima Wormtongue with his famous catchphrase “why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?”

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 7

Thank you, literal dumpster.

A blue dumpster with the words “love yourself” written on it in chalk.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 7

I couldn’t remember his name so I just googled Turtle Politician.

The Google results for “turtle politician” which shows Mitch McConnell as the first result.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 6

Looking like Morla.

Morla, a giant turtle sits in the rain from the movie The Neverending Story.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 5

That time I went to NYC solely to watch David Blaine jump off of a pole that he had been standing on for like a week.

A semi-overexposed photo of a crowd looking up at a figure standing atop a tall pillar in front of skyscrapers.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 5

This reminds me of a clock my great grandmother had of Jesus praying in the garden of Gethsemane so I made it that.

The same image of Trump sleeping at a fireworks display but with a clock face in the upper left hand corner.

Danielle@daniellie· Jul 4

MXC was a microcosm of comedic genius. One of the contestants’ background was, “Owns the copyright to the yearbook phrases ‘Have a bitchin’ summer’ and ‘never change.’”