Ossian (@darlingdeer) · DIRTY

Ossian

@darlingdeer

Hi there, name's Ossian. My page is NSFW🔞 and contains vore fetish material • Black Lives Matter • Trans Lives Matter • ACAB • Facists fuck off 30's - he/him - short ☆ Husband is @urziel.bsky.social ☆

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Ossian@darlingdeer· 12d

Whoever wears this shirt around me is my defacto best friend

Holding up a red shirt that says "FAT TITS BIG GUT UNCUT"

Ossian@darlingdeer· May 29

Day 1 of the furry con vs Day 2

Patrick star figurine standing in a power pose with fishnet leggings and large black high heel boots

Patrick star laying on the ground covered in ice cream and looking defeated. He is messy, his eyes are puffy and red and he has been drooling profusely. Woe is Patrick star who has become the fool, the slob, and the harlot all in one picture...

Ossian@darlingdeer· May 22

:3c

A man says "My DMs are closed >:/" and looks angry. Then an angel descends from heaven and gives him a note before flying away. The note says "hi :3"

Ossian@darlingdeer· May 17

I dont even know which one comes up next

Picture of a frozenith turkey being taken out of the freezer with the text:
"I dont know who needs to hear this but it's time to take the 🔜 FWA out of your display name"

Ossian@darlingdeer· May 6

Oops

Celebratory star with the text "BILLIONAIRE DOWN!"

Ossian@darlingdeer· May 5

Me 100%

Person with Ace flag colors on them saying "*horniest sentence known to mqn*"

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 29

Sonic says to close Twitter for the love of God

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 27

Something something DM's asking for any amount of backstory from their players

A little green goober sits in the rain with the text: "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color"

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 16

Just kidding. Here's the real one.

I am being honest with myself here. I went soul searching and this is the nirvana I am left with...

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 16

grids.fun/t/about-me-v... Here's the link if anyone wants to make their own, but these are my video game choices. Anyone know some of the more obscure ones?

Grid of video game choices for many different categories

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 7

Lmao im dead

A deranged reddit response on why you should not sleep on your stomach

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 4

Finding hoof-wear pieces makes my heart go doki doki every time I find something new to dream about having someday...

Footwear of white fur with blue hooves at the end

Ossian@darlingdeer· Apr 3

So this happened...

Bob's Burger's voice actor depicted as a small girl in a fire.
Governor Kelly Ayotte depicted as Mercy from Overwatch saving the girl

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 31

Deer-posting

Ossian in thigh-highs and a pink sweater dress

Ossian gasping from seeing something cute

Ossian making potions in the forest

Ossian with his arms crossed and a smug expression

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 29

Please God, Give Redditors the strength to stop sucking RDR2's dick in every fucking post about gaming.

Timmy praying meme

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 22

Finally, and IPA for the gays

Concord Craft Brewing Co: Safe Space IPA with a picture of a rainbow unicorn

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 22

🫵

From the game Darkest Dungeon, the despair meme with the text "Morning Wood"

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 18

More like this?

Screenshot of Tycho is Poker Night at the Inventory

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 18

In a better timeline, we would have a "Soaring on Appa" Rollercoaster ride and "The Library of Wan Shi Tong experience" or something cool like that...

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 5

He's sleepy..

Picture of a body pillow under bed sheets. Daki is is the OC Bento and drawn by Braeburned

Ossian@darlingdeer· Mar 2

Found this being shared around online and I have a similar story... As I was drifting off to anesthesia land, one of the doctor's said, "give him the Michael Jackson juice." And a nurse slapped him right as I passed out. 10/10 no notes, doc

From TwoSentenceHorror on reddit:

I feel the Anastasia take hold as I lie on the surgical table.
Just before I pass out I hear the doctor say: :move him to the penis explosion chamber"

Ossian@darlingdeer· Feb 27

Me taking psychic damage from trying to jerk off while I have a migraine

headache hurty

Ossian@darlingdeer· Feb 27

2016 me VS 2026 me Not today, twink death, not today...

Picture of me from 2016

Modern day picture of me

Ossian@darlingdeer· Feb 27

If someone Freaky-Friday'd with me, they'd be so fucked lmao

Picture of a switcher board for newscast technical directing with an uncertain finger quivering with uncertainty

Ossian@darlingdeer· Feb 20

Ossian looking up and blushing

Ossian@darlingdeer· Feb 11

I stole this meme, as is tradition

Guy posing by grave meme.
Graves reads: "Discord 2015-2026
Guy is labeled: "Me"

Ossian@darlingdeer· Jan 29

What can I say? I'm a size queen... A lovely piece by the extra large @bobertotter.bsky.social

Ossian the deer holding Bobert's huge hyper cock with both hands, drooling and eager to pleasure the huge shaft.

Ossian@darlingdeer· Jan 23

Me having to go into work this weekend

Frozen jack

Ossian@darlingdeer· Jan 19

My cat got a whole bunch of new toys lately! Her new favorite toy is... *spins wheel* ...the shower curtain...

My black cat, Miso, rubbing her face on the shower curtain

My black cat, Miso, pawing at the shower curtain

Ossian@darlingdeer· Jan 18

Gotta appreciate the tummy sometimes...

Ossian hugging his belly the morning after