Artisan Dragon
@dathorneddragon
🔞The dragon with the blue balls that writes about the blue-balled dragons. I do commissions. My writing! 🔞 My telegram channel! 🔞
I would never say I'm underemployed. But there would be signs.
How did I only see this now?!?!?!?!? There's smut happening in TIME STRANGER???
Damn. 2026 came and now I woke up this morning to find myself in Silent Hill!
At first I wasn't sure what to think of Griff, but after the first few scenes and his IMMEDIATE bromance with Goliath, I was SO ON BOARD. And then the bromance he has with King Arthur. Oh my lord. He's just so full of whimsy.
I'm in line at Epic Universe. Good lord. This is a 210 minute wait.
And to top it all off, the meal that I was cooking caused a FIRE. The game happily reminded me that the party was a GOOD TIME.
I just had the most Sims moment of all time. I held a Toga Party in my Greek House in University, and invited a burglar, a vampire, a switch, a couple students, and a university professor. A student and the professor started FIGHTING.
His name is Z'ril Vadam, he's a Sangheili, he's male and has an alien humanoid penis.
As someone who grew up in a country where we were essentially an afterthought when it came to gaming and marketing for gaming, it's so surreal to see an advert for the Nintendo Switch in a theater.
I can't believe this is the reason I'm kind of interested in seeing 28 years later now lol
Guys. Help me. I can't stop watching. Lord and the Tramp is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too good. WHY IS THIS GOOD???? AND WHY ARE THESE TWO SO ADORABLE?!??!?!?
WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE. You mean to tell me there are chemicals that will give me either cancer or make me more VIRILE?!?!?!?
THE BIRB. LOOK AT THE BIRB. I love him already. But if I'm being honest, I'm more excited for the deluge of fanart he's going to get. X3
I can't believe I'm so meticulous when it comes to my reading materials that I'm organizing it chronologically. XD Porn is great and all. But have you considered lore?
I'm about to watch the mother of all video essays thus far. It's about a topic I have no interest in and it last for 42 HOURS.