🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso

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🥄 FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.

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🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 8d

#reylofic for @milliedonut.bsky.social It’s Not a Thing, Rey! Rated E(ventually) Chapter 1/? 3140 Words 🏍️ veterinarian Ben 🏍️ ‘shifter Rey 🏍️ only one bed 🏍️ taking a FAKE plus one (it’s totally a thing that exists) to a cousin’s wedding #reylofakeit archiveofourown.org/collections/...

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 8d

New #reylofic for #reylofakeit ain’t the same without the pain Rated M 2056 Words Chapter 1/3? 🔥older Reylo 🔥kink after 50 🔥fake dating to teach your kids a lesson archiveofourown.org/collections/...

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 11d

Having a “missing Ain’t Always Pretty ClydePhee and Reylo” day

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 12d

Farewell, Brainy Smurf glass. You served us well. 😔

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 17d

“Neurodivergent is not a real thing. That’s just how people are I don’t know anyone who isn’t the same way.” Uh, Mom, I don’t know how to tell you this…😬

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 18d

Haha, somehow I managed to post the actual promo separate from the intro/post for “It’s Not A Thing, Rey”

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 19d

Please, please, please tag your spoiler posts. I’m glad everyone is excited but I have zero motivation to buy or read the book now. (If you tagged your posts, thank you, this is not about you).

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· 20d

Yes, I’m sure lots of bad man KyloBen AUs are already percolating in addition to this new sleazy character 😏 Consider also: Enforcer Clyde who works for the KOR Irredeemable Asshole Phillip (Modern Jacques?) Henry who got away with it Dark Paterson

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Jun 24

My phone fed me the perfect, sexy, summer night moodie and I need a fic idea for it now 🤣 It feels very #Reylo but could also be #AltFran. Feels less #FlippinHel or #ClydePhee but with the right idea that could also work.

A series of screenshots for the music video for Ride by Somo. Close ups of a couple in bathing suits kissing and touching during and after a shower to wash the chlorine off.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· May 15

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 28

AO3 summary and (current) tags.

About That DhampirsDrinkEspresso
Summary:
Even if it was rocky at first, Rey and her co-worker Ben have become pretty good friends. At least she thought so, until she found out he and his boyfriend broke up and he never mentioned it.
In a bid to cheer him up (and perhaps fueled by her own hopeless crush) she convinces him to go out for drinks after work.
Far too many drinks.
Enough drinks that her mouth maybe says things she never intended to voice.
Notes:
For Moem.

Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/M
Fandom:
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
Relationship:
Rey/Ben Solo Kylo Ren
Characters:
Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Background & Cameo Characters
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Co-workers, Bisexual Ben Solo, past Ben/Tai, Alcohol, Intoxication, Hangover, There are Reasons it's Called A Crush, Rating May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2026-04-28 Updated:
2026-04-28 Words: 1,528 Chapters:
1/2

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 21

Hobbies, am I right?

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 20

Is it wrong that that pleases me? Yes, random internet stranger, it is excellent for dry eyes. Cured mine when I wrote it, although the tears were maybe not great for my keyboard! you’re all the things I’ve got to remember 1935 words Rated M Dramione 🤫 🫣 archiveofourown.org/works/83369011

AO3 bookmark rec: blue box with white heart and the words “Bookmarked By” but usernames have been cut off for privacy. Below that is the sentence/comment “Good for dry eyes.”

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 14

Late to the Party Chapter 3/? Rated E 5155 Words Rey and Ben both need a midnight snack. archiveofourown.org/works/824878... Omegaverse #Reylofic update.

A faint backround image of a man holding a woman's neck and throat with an aqua green filter, and three images in the foreground stacked vertically: a jar of blackberry jam, an M/F couple lying on their sides with the gray haired main kissing the woman's neck, his hand on her shoulder, and she has her head thrown back, and a close up of a spoon drizzling icing/glaze over a bourbon vanilla bread pudding.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 13

I was rather pleased with this bit. (Although the argument can be made that he’s being very Skywalker/Organa/Kylo Ren, I think his kid would know how best to push his buttons).

"Dad." Baz said flatly, crossing her arms and tilting her head, lips pursed. "You're being very Solo right now."
He mirrored her posture. A stand-off.
"Rey," Bazine called. "Tell him."
Rey tried to step past him and again Mr. Solo shifted, actually took a step to his left, so she darted to the right, squeezing past between him and the breakfast bar that met the sink counter in an L-shape. He threw out a hand, arm barring he progress as he barked out a gruff 'No.'
Bazine raised her eyebrows and jerked her chin toward where his hand had decided to rest against Rey's belly and wow, big, so big, covered from just below her breasts and down over her waistband and-

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 13

Naughtiness ahead in chapter 3 of Late to the Party when Rey and Ben both end up in the kitchen for a midnight snack. (snacks…)

Moving down, pausing to rub his face between her breasts, until he lowered himself to kneel before her. He pressed his face against her belly, breath warm through the material of her sleep shirt.
His palms traced her thighs, strong and pleasantly rough with calluses. His fingers slid beneath the legs of her shorts, teasing at the edges of her underwear as he kissed her navel through her shirt, rubbed his nose along the waistband of her shorts.
He mouthed at her just below the elastic waist, breath hot and moist through the material, and she half-fell back against the counter, one hand clutching his shoulder again as the other moved almost of its own accord to tangle in his hair.
He tilted his chin, rolled his eyes up to look at her, as he lifted the hem of her shirt, kissed the skin just to the left of her navel, and she shuddered. "May I?"

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 10

Chapter 2 is coming along and Rey is JustFine™️ 😃

She paused and frowned at the selection of bite guards and gland shields. Not like they'd be needed this time, but eventually Mr. Solo would probably find a compatible enough omega.

Her gut twisted and curled at the very thought.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Apr 8

In my ‘slutty alpha rock star’ Kylo head space today…which is NOT helping me update late presenting Alpha dad Ben but at least the rockstar playlist is a vibe I am enjoying. 🙂‍↕️

Screenshot of playlist on Apple Music (part 1)

Goddess
Written by Wolves

•••

DANGEROUS
Magnolia Park

•••
• •
Devil in Disguise
Eva Under Fire

•••

Turning You Over
No Resolve

•••

Real One
Smash Into Pieces

•••

Lollipop (Bonus Track)
Framing Hanley

.•.

In the Air Tonight
State of Mine

•••

Bury Me Deep
Anna Rose

•••

Tear the World Down
We Are the Fallen

•••

I Will Not Bow
Breaking Benjamin

•••

Screenshot of playlist on Apple Music (part 2)

*

Damage
Red

•••
ANTHONY
MAC GLOCKY
Wrecking Ball (In the...
Anthony Vincent & Mac...

• ••

Control
SoMo

•••

Devil Side
Foxes

•••

Reach (Falling Deep...
Skillet

• ••

Numb
Tommee Profitt & Skyla...

•••

Stricken
Disturbed

•••

Hurricane
Tommee Profitt & Fleurie

•••

I'll Be Yours
Placebo

• ••

Skyscraper
Tommee Profitt & Grac...

•••

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 30

Sapphic #Reylofic update (FINALLY) Ssspicy Girl Chapter 2/3 Rated M 3244 total words archiveofourown.org/works/646514... It's almost the full pink moon again, so have a #wereyourpair update. (Yes the chapter count increased. Shush).

Moodboard with pink text Ssspicy Girl in the foreground. Layered images of black, coiled snake scales and women's legs giving the impression one or both of them have scales. The women are clearly in bed, implied to be nude, with their legs tangled togeher. You can only see from thigh down.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 29

I just think…

Screenshot from tumblr user writing-prompt-a:

A rich weirdo puts together a team of financially desperate and/or morally dubious scientists, with the goal of creating a charismatic feline humanoid, a catgirl. However, cats are apex predators that are stronger, faster, and more deadly than any human. It does not end well.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 26

Quote this post with your AO3 fic with the most kudos! Overdue Unsurprising that it’s one of my Omegaverse fics. And this one in particular. There’s just something about alpha librarian Ben. archiveofourown.org/works/36689149

Title card for Overdue, featuring a side by side set of images: bookshelves packed full and two fingers over a small square glass of honey. The fingers have been dipped in and removed, and are dripping. Artful and suggestive.
summary:
Branch Librarian is an
unusual job for an Alpha, but Ben is an unusual Alpha.
He's over forty, never mated, and happy with his life, thank-you-very-much.
Omega Rey is an overworked student who tracks in mud, sneaks in food, and never returns her books on time.
On paper, his worst nightmare. So why does she smell like home?

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 25

It’s been a very long time but Ssspicy Girl Rey and Kyla are talking to me again 🤭 🐍

Kyla just stares at him, eventually adjusting her glasses and then turning her attention back to the notes she was making. "Good morning to you, Mr. Dameron. Pleasant weather we're having, isn't it?"
Poe is the most agitated Rey had ever seen him, muttering under his breath in a mix of English and Spanish and then flipping the top off the container.
"I had nothing to do with this, and l don't think it's a hoax, so please tell me, what the fuck is it?"
Kyla sighs and puts down her pen with a thunk (obviously not one of the cheap biro's the lab provides). "It would appear to be a snakeskin, Poe, but like I told Wexley, they don't get this big."

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 24

pssst…pssssssst! punky! cover your profile feet! 😆

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 22

PRINTZ of denMark chapter 2/4(?) 4234 Words Rated E Phee POV chapter in a much-delayed #ClydePhee update archiveofourown.org/works/593162...

A woman in knee socks sits on a bed between her male partner's legs. They are only visble from chest down. She has long hair and he's raising a hand like he's touching her hair or possibly holding the camera. She has her legs crossed and her arms are crossed at the wrists and resting on her top knee. There's a blue overlay and a line of scribbled hearts over them. In the foreground is a leather paddle with "Daddy" carved out backwards so it will leave a print. in the upper left corner is a separate image of a woman with long red hair in a braid and she's looking at something out of frame. Diagonally across in the lower rigth corner a dark haired man leans, also looking at something out of frame. Title text reads PRINTZ of denMark

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 18

I just think… m.youtube.com/watch?v=KIDw...

Said she want it dirty when we play Said she want my money and my fame, oh
Sexy, won't you put it on my face?
I don't wanna say it (I don't wanna say it)
It's dangerous, so dangerous When we touchin' like this With the taste of your lips It's dangerous, so dangerous
When you bitin' my neck Got me losin' my head
She eatin' at my soul for the fun of it Analyzin' me, oh, yeah, she run this shit
Scratches on my back, she possessin' it
Girl, we could make a movie if you roll with it

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 15

My view as I finished reading the last couple chapters of a fic today.

Picture from inside a hotel lobby/hallway sitting area. There’s a NORMAL sized cushioned bench in front of a large window. On the other side is a bright, sunny day. A ln enormous red wooden chair is on the other side of the window, with blue skies and palm trees beyond. You can really see it in the photo but beyond the trees are beach and ocean.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 8

two young women, one in her 20s the other a teen. the older says "I'll name me...Joan" and the young makes a disgusted face and turns away. it's a scene from Buffy episode Tabula Rasa when everyone has lost their memory due to a spell and Buffy chooses a name for herself.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 5

Ha! I know I wrote something "unusual" for me when I don't recognize more than a handful of the usernames leaving kudos. 🤣 Please imagin me looking at them like "hello, nice to meet you...please don't expect this all the time." (I think An Accidental Nanny Acquisition was quite fun, though).

in a black and white still from the movie baby boom a woman in a fluffy bathrobe holds a baby while smiling at a man in a plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 4

#AltFran fic completed! Prom Bite Chapter 3/3 Rated E 7169 total words Phillip and Fran have a hotel room after prom. I think you can guess what happens. archiveofourown.org/works/674008...

A cropped image of 3 girls in prom dresses holding out their arms to show off wrist corsages. There is a very faint textured pink overlay resembling corn on the cob. Because it is, but the transparency is set to that it barely shows, hopefully leaving just a hint of something bumpy.

🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso@dhampirse· Mar 4

Since AO3 was playing keep away when we posted and promo’d, how about a chapter 1 excerpt for the late crew? Via Osmosis, Solo Rated E Rey and the Knights of Ren try to help Ben get better at math…through osmosis. Reylo, KOReylo