D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out. www.kusklaw.com
"Billy, this is Alan Katzenmoyer. He's nearsighted, antisocial, has IBS, and is generally unpleasant to be around, but his cousin in construction refers lots of transactional stuff and he understands the rule of perpetuities and hits affirmative defenses nobody else can see...
My partners, who are very professional individuals, leave such things to me to deploy on a case by case basis.
"When I Superfly Splash you in the face, that means wake the hell up." I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.
Here's a guy whose defense allows first downs without any third downs, I mean, that's, haha, that's bad, Pat.
I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys. But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me. Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop. She decided to stay close another way.
I'm a *bit* of a dog person. Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out. My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.
Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.
Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this. They're not sympathetic. Promise.