Effie Seiberg

@effies

ON PARENTAL LEAVE, ONLY SOMEWHAT HERE FOR A BIT. Nebula-winning and Hugo/Sturgeon-nominated writer. Bagel the Dog's emotional support human. Dadjoke teller. Sentence-fragment lover. Disabled w #MECFS She/her effieseiberg.com/stories

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Effie Seiberg@effies· 25d

A delighted Bagel gets a soiled bib to lick (delicious!) #SomewhatDailyDoggo

happy smiling dachshund-mix is standing on a swirly teal and cream rug. Next to him is a white terrycloth bib that's had some drool and spit-up on it. He's going to lick the bib.

Effie Seiberg@effies· 27d

It's a small blep, but it's an honest day's work. #SomewhatDailyDoggo

Dachshund-mix is lying on a gray and white blanket on a red armchair. A teeny bit of his tongue is out in a blep.

Effie Seiberg@effies· 28d

TFW the cottage cheese IS for Bagel! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

super closeup of a dachshund-mix getting his snoot into a tub of cottage cheese. His eyes are super wide and you can see white all around them

side-view of dachshund-mix licking the inside of a basically-empty cottage cheese tub

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 12

A happy Bagel is having a great day! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

dachshund-mix is standing on a teal cushion/ottoman/thing (front legs only) on his way up to a teal couch (he needs the extra step). His mouth is open in a big smile.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 8

Oh my dog it's a Bagel for your Wednesday! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

Bagel the dachshund-mix is sitting on a teal-and-cream swirled rug. He's got a huge open-mouth smile.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 7

A smiley Tuesday Bagel for you! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

portrait of Bagel the dachshund-mix sitting on a teal couch, smiling with his mouth open.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 6

Happy Monday, have a blep! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

closeup of a dachshund-mix lying on a green couch, he's smiling and has his tongue out in a little blep

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 5

Oh wow my grandmother gave an almost identical ring when I was in my teens and I've worn it every day for the past 25ish years! No dibs.

White person's hand with two silver rings. Middle finger has a swirl ring, ring finger has an east to west pear shaped matte emerald.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 4

Happy 4th of July! The values of freedom and democracy are still worth celebrating, even if they're getting trampled by this government. #SomewhatDailyDoggo

A portrait of a happy dachshund-mix standing on a green couch

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 2

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“I don't think it could be much clearer,” said Sharon Parrott, president of the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, a think tank that analyzes federal budget and tax policy. “They extended tax cuts for very wealthy people, they expanded tax cuts for very large estates, they put in new tax cuts for quite profitable businesses, and they did that in the same bill that they made millions of people lose food assistance and health coverage.”

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jul 1

The Bagel is on the move! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

Dachshund mix is happily walking towards camera on a wood floor

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 30

Happy Tuesday, have a blep #SomewhatDailyDoggo

closeup of Bagel the dachshund-mix's face as he sits on a teal couch. His tongue is sticking out in a blep.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 29

Happy Monday, have a comfy Bagel #SomewhatDailyDoggo

dachshund-mix is lounging on a red armchair, his head resting on the armrest on a gray and white blanket.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 28

A happy Bagel on his way! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

dachshund-mix is smiling and trotting towards the camera on a wood floor with a green rug

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 27

The softest spot #SomewhatDailyDoggo

Dachshund-mix is lying down asleep on a blanket on a couch, his head held up by a large lump under the blanket that's probably a pile of pillows

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 25

A gray day brings the Bagel ennui. #SomewhatDailyDoggo

closeup of the head of a dachshund-mix, facing right. he's lying with his head down on an orange-and-white blanket. The vibe is one big sigh.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 24

Are those snacks? For Bagel??? #SomewhatDailyDoggo

Dachshund mix is standing on a wood floor, looking up at the camera. He's delighted.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 23

Happy Tuesday, have a smiling Bagel! #SomewhatDailyDoggo

dachshund-mix is standing on a wood floor, smiling with his tongue out

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 20

Here's a Bagel with a blep.

closeup of a dachshund-mix sitting sphinx-pose on a teal couch. His eyes are wide and his tongue is out in a blep.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 16

New adaptive crib from MakeGood Design, which makes adaptive kid/baby equipment, via Through The Looking Glass, which has a lending library of adaptive equipment! The side of the crib slides open like a barn door, with locks. Easier on my me/cfs than a regular crib! makegood.design

Double decker looking IKEA crib, with space underneath to roll your wheelchair under, the top is the actual crib and has a sliding side like a barn door so it's easier to insert/remove baby from the crib

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 14

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tweet from Faytuks Network:
Netanyahu told Trump the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon and that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon clause in the US-Iran agreement (quoted from Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv)

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 12

There might be a new baby, but does the baby get to LICK THE COTTAGE CHEESE CONTAINER? Score one for Bagel. #Not-So-Daily-Doggo

dachshund-mix is wide-eyed, licking a (nearly empty) cottage cheese tub.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 11

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The impact of the relationship on Ms. Fifield's life lingered for years, she said. <START HIGHLIGHTED TEXT> She referred to him in a diary entry in June 2016 as <END HIGHLIGHTED TEXT> "the most toxic <START HIGHLIGHTED TEXT> literally abusive <END HIGHLIGHTED TEXT> man on earth who <START HIGHLIGHTED TEXT> destroyed my life" <END HIGHLIGHTED TEXT>. Those close to her encouraged her to move on: "DO NOT CALL GRAHAM," a friend messaged her that year.

Effie Seiberg@effies· Jun 9

We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it) This pic was purchased on some image website and I cannot remember where or by who so I suck at attribution but I did compensate the artist!