Emily Lind

@eflind

Not six raccoons in a trench coat. she/her

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Emily Lind@eflind· 11d

Hurrah!

A copy of The Calamities by Chuck Wendig

Emily Lind@eflind· 27d

My first physical copy of @theonion.com made it and sound to the UK! I am saving it for after work.

The Onion newspaper. Front page reads “One Nation
Over God”

Emily Lind@eflind· 28d

I love him so much I might die

Emily Lind@eflind· 29d

Discovered there’s blackberry bushes in our wildly overgrown backyard. Went to go pick “a few to throw in a fruit salad” … 3+ pounds!

A big metal mixing bowl filled with blackberries

Emily Lind@eflind· Jul 23

Finally found new whiskey glasses. They are heavy enough to bludgeon a man to death with and I love them.

A clear glass whiskey tumbler. The bottom of the tumbler is about half an inch of thick solid glass.

Emily Lind@eflind· Jul 7

“If the Republicans get a rapist, we should get a rapist too” is some real wild shit.

Two tweets for Stephen King. The first reads

Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."

The second:

Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on.

Emily Lind@eflind· Jul 4

When to block and found it was already handled for me

Emily Lind@eflind· Jul 1

Y’all, I am not optimistic about my chances of seeing this fucking Tapestry.

Emily Lind@eflind· Jun 26

I just wanted something familiar! Can’t get good Mexican food, can’t get a NY slice…I just needed something from home. Damn you to hell, UK Skittles. 😭

Back of a package of Skittles showing the flavor line-up

Close up on the purple Skittle on the back of a package of Skittles, showing that the flavor is blackcurrant and not grape like the little baby Jesus intended

Emily Lind@eflind· Jun 24

*Immediately looks for Krennic*

The Art of Star Wars Andor hardcover book

Emily Lind@eflind· Jun 19

I am sure they will all be gorgeous, but oh my god especially this one. I don’t exactly know why I am so obsessed with, but she is beautiful.

Emily Lind@eflind· Jun 9

What books do you currently have on pre-order? Here’s mine.

A screenshot of a Waterstones “orders” page showing:
Wickhills by Premee Mohamed
The Hunger Games Collector’s Edition by Suzanne Collins
Fiction Selves, signed edition by Kyle Maclachlan
The Calamities by Chuck Wendig
The Castle , signed edition by Jon Ronson
The Art of Star Wars: Andor by Phillip Szostak

Emily Lind@eflind· Jun 7

Went to HorrorCon in Sheffield yesterday and got a new jacket. I am in love.

The front of a denim jacket that was been dyed a purply-pink.

The back of the denim jacket showing a large sew-on patch with a brightly colored Rocky Horror Picture Show design.

Emily Lind@eflind· May 29

Your husband may be okay, but did he get you a Swarovski Minion for your first anniversary?

A small yellow box branded Minions x Swarovski

Emily Lind@eflind· May 28

I grew up with it and recently tracked down a copy just because I needed to see these particular pages again.

Emily Lind@eflind· May 15

Obsessed with this gin I got that starts blue and turns purple when you add any mixers

A martini glass filled with a purple cocktail sits on a coaster on a wooden coffee table

Emily Lind@eflind· Apr 18

Like, what the fuck are we even doing here?

Screenshot from the review of the exhibition with the following text highlighed: “Why did we need to see a recreation of poor eleven-year-old Josie Otero’s body hanging from the rafters, violated anew for the masses, as Dennis Rader had done a half century earlier? What possible purpose can there be for a display of replica railroad tracks with the bodies of dead children face down, covered in jackets and snow, accompanying a larger room describing the crimes of Andrei Chikatilo? “

Emily Lind@eflind· Mar 27

I love Fassbender but that is doing Joe a LOT of favors.

Joe Kennedy, Sr. About the only thing he has in common with Michael Fassbender is that they are both white dudes

Emily Lind@eflind· Mar 21

Happy World Down Syndrome Day!

My husband in a wedding suit (minus the jacket) and me in a white jumpsuit. My sister is between is in a purple dress. We are all smiling

Emily Lind@eflind· Mar 14

Please meet my new friend. I love him and am 80% sure he won’t come alive at night and eat my soul.

A wooden figurine painted to look like a Minion. He has fangs for some reason.

Emily Lind@eflind· Mar 11

My rings came from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social!

Two small black ring boxes containing silver rings. One has a purple stone, the other a pale blue one.

A hand wearing two rings. One a wedding band, the other a blue stone

A hand wearing an elephant ring and a ring with a purple stone

Emily Lind@eflind· Feb 25

The sigh I just sighed

Emily Lind@eflind· Feb 20

Could I know prices on these?

Emily Lind@eflind· Feb 9

He has sometimes worn them!

Emily Lind@eflind· Feb 7

Books are unpacked!

A small white bookcase crammed full of books

Emily Lind@eflind· Jan 9

For lo, I have been blessed by the ARC gods.

The cover of Paul Tremblay’s upcoming novel “Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep”

Emily Lind@eflind· Dec 30

I, too, covet the big typewriter. Currently I am making a fox.

The body and head of a Lego fox. It currently does not have legs or a tail. Poor little guy.

Emily Lind@eflind· Dec 19

Very happy this winged its way to the UK to me today. I can’t wait to see all the bonus feature work @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social put into it.

Emily Lind@eflind· Dec 11

Dear Australia, These are delicious. Thank you. Love, Emily PS. Thank you to @agreencow.bsky.social for sending them.

A bag of something called “scorched peanut bites”. They are peanut toffee covered in chocolate

Emily Lind@eflind· Dec 6

I am very basic