emceekayvee

@emceekayvee

I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck ICE. Fuck the NRA. Riot Gear: Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social emceekayvee@proton.me

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emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 11

When you randomly feel guilty about a Bumble date about 8.5 months later and send a confession text.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 10

Some call it methamphetamine, some call it

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 10

This could be us but you prayin’

A bronze religious iconographic statue with a woman holding a man

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 9

I made my own lip gloss and I think I like it?

Emceekayvee, a Caucasian woman, has brown eyes and pink lip gloss on

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 9

Itsa me mon

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 9

1. Zero. I’m a perma-virgin 2. Thank you so much that’s so sweet 3. That is really kind! I’m so happy you enjoy me and my silliness 4. I can’t change, I’ve tried! ❤️

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 9

1. No, but I’ve had to put them in my work bag before in the middle of the conference 2. Missed all of you too 3. Yes! As okay as my crazy bitch best friend can be 4. MAYYYYBEEEEEE

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 9

Off to scour your responses to make sure you're genuine. Standby.

An American Girl doll is in the backyard of a house with a flashlight. She's wearing a red sweater and a plaid skirt and white socks w/ saddle oxfords.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 8

Emceekayvee, me, a 50y/o Caucasian woman with silver-blonde hair and brown eyes, wearing a plain white tank top, with gold earrings.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 6

Hey I got a bunch of my hairs cut off.

Blonde and silver again with waves from the back of my head.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 5

Emceekayvee (me!) in a chambray men’s business oxford shirt, I’m a middle-aged Caucasian woman with blonde hair that is piled messily on top of my head. I have brown eyes.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 5

Since I've been posting more scandalous pics lately, here's me in the hotel shower.

An image in a book that shows a man with his feet up over his face and a showerhead pouring down into his buttocks demonstrating how to clean one's butt. The image is numbered with a large 3.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 5

I’m about to throat this juicy thang

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 4

Happy Caturday from Puss ‘n Boobs

Emceekayvee (me) a Caucasian 50 y/o woman, sits in bed with a black bra on under a kimono robe that is peach with a feather motif. In front of me is a white and gray & black tabby cat named Winston. He is far more beautiful than me and I would die for him.

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 3

Men I'm buying this shirt for, don't hate, appreciate: @cipherlab.bsky.social @joshdobbin.bsky.social @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @weeder.bsky.social @crankycyborg.bsky.social @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social @andrewlochart.bsky.social @jebushchrist.bsky.social @billcaphil.bsky.social

an abhorrent JESUS shirt that is black and white

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 3

If I was granted 3 genie wishes, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

Four headstones on green grass, they say as follows clockwise: "TRUMP, VANCE, CHARLIE KIRK (with a green semi-transparent check mark over it,) and THAT GUY WHO BULLIED ME IN 8th GRADE""

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 3

I've done that!

a younger emceekayvee, a white woman with medium blonde hair, wearing a green Family Guy Peter Griffin t-shirt with the neck cut out. The shirt says, "Everyone Loves a Big Guy"

emceekayvee@emceekayvee· Jul 3

Boob post: what most people don't understand abt having big boobs is that they affect *everything* not just the obvious things. I'm wearing a tank in this photo & their weight drags it down so much that it doesn't fit properly. I can't wear traditional t-shirts b/c of the same issue, the neck. Sigh.