when two muted people reply to the same post its like aw you guys should date
how do you plan to address the delectability crisis in america?
mark wallburg? whats next, peter ceilingville?
2008gayguy fell off.....
any??? VVVVVVV
beyond say, for example, knolls. anyone said this
avant garde boxing hits different.....
say girl... you like classic rock?
(lesbian lil wayne) she dumped me on my period... called that "left on red." young money!
you couldnt make spider man nowadays because they would track down peter parker in like 2 seconds using mitochondrial dna from his damn spider webs he keeps leaving every where
when things are resplendent they are often very delectable as well
give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for various shit
once upon a time there was a boy name james neutron, and one thing he had to do was blast
catcher in the rye...... what's next pitcher in the pumpernickel?
im the bitch who gave those bananas their first pair of pajamas......
delectable
(paul mccartney if he was in martin scorsese's 2006 film "the departed") maybe im amazed at the way you love me all the time. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.
when i drop a tampon on the ground in the bathroom and dont pick it up... thats me doing mutual aid
participating in the evil version of bandcamp friday by unreleasing my worst songs on there
online quiz what aerosmith ballad are you
my fellow americans on this friday we as a nation must reaffirm our commitment to keeping it delectable
dudes will tell you what they think is a really interesting story buts just how they "almost" won (aka lost) a huge sports bet
its shiny girl summer
not too brag but me and my gf have been officially together 6 months now today and every day im so amazed by her and tbh blessed to witness her beauty and grace and experience her kindness and love and support and she is so awesome and makes me so happy. not too brag
the plot of the movie speed isn't that interesting too me becuase thats what life is like every day for me driving a marketplace beater with busted radiator fans
discount private investigators are always willing to go over the details of your case with a wide tooth comb
if you cant handel me at my george then you dont deserve me at my frederic....
cara delavine fell off....
bdsm guy who goes to foot locker for the first time then leaves confused and disappointed. just invented this guy
should have known better than to do a good tweet in the fuck ass middle of the night