Interdimensional Bun of Mystery

@ffxiv-dangerbun

Fic writer (mewzilla@AO3), FFXIV player, alt-a-holic, chances of NSFW are non-zero (aka pfp by @goethial.

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Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jun 11

A little bit of DangerPirate and one with Tweezle that is hands but really it was just for the size diff...

A close-up of Aluette kissing the side of Carvallain's neck. He has his head tilted back, one hand in her hair. She teases two claw-covered fingertips along the front of his throat.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· May 15

When you know you have a screenshot but absolutely cannot find it <sigh>. Have two that I wasn't looking for and the one that I was (that I now want to retake after a fashion).

A screenshot of Dangerbun from behind; she wears the Lunar Envoy aiming set (probably) and is sitting on a crate, looking out at the Sharlayan Harbor and the ship at the dock.

This is *not* the screensot I was looking for.

A 3/4 shot of Dangerbun from the back. She is wearing one of the Summoner's artifact outfits (probably the Vitru ones from PVP) and one shoulder and part of her back is bare.

This is *also* not the screenshot I was looking for.

A screenshot of Danger Pirate. Carvallain stands closer to the camera, one hand reaching out to touch Aluette's back. She is standing with her back to him in a dress that exposes the center of her back.

This is the one I was looking for....

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· May 15

DangerPirate

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Apr 28

There are a lot of people for Dangerbun to kiss... a lot.

A close up of Aluette and Carvallain kissing. She has her fingers through his hair and he has his hand on the back of her head.

Aluette and Haruchefant leaning in close for a kiss. He has his hand on the back of her head and she has her hand on his neck.

A close-up of Aluette and Lucia about to kiss. Lucia's hair hides her face and Aluette looks shy but certain as she goes in for the kiss.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Apr 26

LRP: @byelacey.bsky.social does such CUTE WORK and is an absolute joy to work with. Take a look at my Tweezle lookin so adorable and ready to make mechanical mischief!

Commissioned art of a tiny au-ra crouched, tail out behind her, a drill in one hand, her other arm with an elbow on the knee and her chin on her hand. She's smiling and ready for mischief. The art is by @byelacey.bsky.social

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Apr 24

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A very complicated flow-chart from BC? Wrath? Cat druid DPS in World of Warcraft, with one tangled knot of icons and lines that just says JOHN FUCKING MADDEN.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Mar 25

Did somebody say Kissing? I have a lot of.. uh... almost kissing? Kissing poses are so hard but I like these.

Aluette kissing the side of Carvallain's neck. He's got his head tilted back and his eyes closed, obviously enjoying it. She's also teasing the back of her glove-claws along the edge of his ear.

Carvallain kissing the top of Dangerbun's head while she hugs the Major General plush he bought for her at the Aquarium.

Dangerbun and Carvallain on a ship with a crystal lighthouse in the background. He has one hand on the ship's wheel and his other arm around her waist. She has a hand on his neck and they are about to kiss. The gpose is based on the cover for Pamela Caldwell's romance novel _Stormswept Caress_

In a fairytale prince/princess AU gpose, Carvallain pins Aluette to a stone wall, one hand around hers, his mouth close to hers, her eyes closed and lips parted, eager for the kiss that is about to happen.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Mar 15

On today's episode of Lover Not A Fighter: Tweezle and one of her besties...

Tweezle in a captain's cap, eyepatch, frilled skirt, corset, and steampunk boots sits on the shoulder of a giant (math) robot. A light overhead beams down on her.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Mar 15

Do I have any oomfs on Materia who can give me some hints on when to queue for PVP? I want to get my shepherd boi a book-hug emote but I am slowly running out of time to do it.

An in-game screenshot clip showing:
Duty Finder
Daily Challenge: Frontline
Time Elapsed: 55:43 / Average Wait Time: More than 30m

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Feb 23

Going through MSQ on Tweezle.... WHO DID THAT

Tweezle stands in the ShB red mage gear, hand over her eyes, looking out for who might have caused the giant wall of flame that is right behind her. Her G-Warrior minion hovers in the air right at her elbow.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Feb 6

Wait! I lied, I found a screenshot of Vanitas!

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Feb 6

Nika, and Mira. There is also Vanitas, but I do not have any screenies (or art) of her (yet).

Art by @kittendrumstick.bsky.soccial

Nika in a sports bra and cut-off shorts. The shorts are down just far enough to show off the waistband of her underwear. She's lounging in a chair of some sort, one elbow up on the arm of it, legs spread in a somewhat "manspreading" pose, her soft tumfur is showing with just the barest hint of a happytrail. She is CUTE AS FUCK and I want to put her in my mouth.

Mira, a very snow-mew looking Hrothgal, wearing the starter gear for hrothgals. She is white with dark grey fur that has black floret-spots.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Feb 5

Gremlin Baby Sister. aka the Behemoth of the Bloodsands... aka Smolcat! She grew up in Southern Thanalan with her tribe and made her way to Ul'dah chasing after her big brother to keep him safe (as soon as she could) and then she got him into this cult^h^h^h^h...They are *not* a cult, I promise.

B'intana in a black and pink Vanguard/Solution9 outfit. She's got a huge axe slung over one shoulder and a behemoth mask around her eyes. She's making a victory V with her other hand.

B'intana in her bloodsands gear and behemoth mask fighting a femme hyur in pretty standard coliseum gear. B'intana's back is to the camera and she's punching/pushing the hyur who is flying backwards off her feet.

B'intana laying on her back in the grass, her knees up. She's got a white whittret sitting on her chest and she's holding onto it. She's smiling and very obviously happy.

B'alith teaching a very smol B'intana how to cast a fireball. She's stganding in front of him and the fireball is a little bit on the large side. This is pretty much 10 seconds before Disaster and B'alith getting a "You should know better" from their birth mom and B'intana getting grounded for life from casting fire spells. Hey, at least they did it on the rock in the middle of the oasis and didn't burn the village down...

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Feb 1

Everybody else in pet channels: <posting pics of their cats/dogs/fish/lizards> Me: Excuse the dirty window but please look at the little guys who come to our birdfeeder they are not my pets but they are my little guys.

A brown sparrow sitting on a green bird feeder, little head cocked to one side, beak pointed at the little hole where the seed is available. They usually hang out on the floor by the garage step and eat the seeds that end up scattered on the ground by the other birds--having no cheeks is a hard thing, yo--but once in a while they come up to the feeder.

A junco with a brown body, white breast, and black head. It is sitting on a green bird feeder looking toward the camera. If you look carefully, you can see there is birdseed stuck on the top of its beak.

The juncos are the ones who most often end up with birdseed stuck to their faces and I sang a little song to one of them (who was being particularly neat about eating) about how it needed to get seed stuck on its face so I could laugh at it.

A little red-breasted nuthatch sitting on the bird feeder with a seed in its beak. I call the bigger seeds "big chip". I don't know when or why that happened, but it did.

And then I started to say that all the lil guys wanna do is be bisexual, eat big chip, and fly.

Tiny birb, big chip. A little black-capped chickadee sitting on a green bird feeder with a big seed in its tiny little beak.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 30

From "The Sustain of Memory", which is kind of *all* this... archiveofourown.org/works/65163217

A screenshot from an AO3 fic.

"Daeus," she whispered.

"Shhhh." He took off his mask and violet eyes glimmered within the shadowed depths of his hood. "It is nearly sunrise; we'll watch it together." And he turned her and re-settled her easily on his lap, her back against a chest that held no rhythm, no heartbeat, his arm around her. "It is beautiful from down here."

Memory bled like a fresh cut from the sharpest knife: Hythlodaeus to her left, Hades to her right; Daeus's teasing suggestion, _We should watch the sunrise together, the three of us; it is always beautiful from up here_, knowing she could barely keep her eyes open, that her exhaustion was well and truly earned.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 26

And yeah, the weekly turn-ins are 6 times/week. If you look at the space crafting just as "a cheaper way to level crafting" rather than "I must get the cosmic tools all levelled completely", it's pretty straight forward. (Details in alt text.)

An In-game Screenshot of Cosmic UIs, including the "tablet" and the Stellar Mission Log.

1. Do the unlock for Sinus Ardorum from Bestways Burrow.
2. Do the unlock in Sinus Ardorum for Phaenna. I am not sure which lop is gonna have it but one of them will. Phaenna crafts are *massively* easier.

You'll have a little extra tablet bit in the UI once you're there. Click the Planet icon for the Stellar Mission log. The Stellar Missions are what you want to use for crafting.

The classes in the Log are basically the difficulty (starting with Class D) and as you do more, you will unlock more. They will cycle a bit, and some of them are easier than others, some of them have Expert-Esque mechanics to them (and I hate that they did that to people but https://www.raphael-xiv.com/ will be able to calculate solves for you for almost everything but the actual experts based on your gear if you would rather use macros). When I was levelling tools, I would grind on the ones I knew I could get easily. If you aren't levelling tools, you really don't have to worry about the details of the rewards, though getting the high level relic tools can be nice, if you're just looking to get to 100, it doesn't matter.

Keep half an eye on your cosmo credits and lunar credits, spend as needed on Gacha spins and/or emotes/clothes.

A screenshot of the Critical Missions button highlighted on the Stellar Mission log.

If a Red Alert happens you can do it or ignore it. The crafting on them is pretty straight forward. The jobs with missions available during that Red Alert will show under the Critical Missions button.

When there is a Red Alert, you can look on your map and hover over the Fate icon for the two locations for that one to see which turn-ins are where.

The middle button has time/weather specific missions. You can ignore them if all you are doing is levelling (or levelling tools, tbh) because they are much harder and more likely to be Expert crafts.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 21

Interesting that this is still lit up at night. What is going on in there now, I wonder....

A nighttime skyline screenshot in Western Thanalan looking out toward the water. In the distance on the left, the castrum off the shore of Cape Westwind is lit up as though it might still be in use.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 21

My pirateRoe... whose piracy and sketchiness will feature in the crack fic project I am trying to figure out how to put together...

A femme roe in a black bikini and bikini cover, her hands on her hips. The camera angle is from below her and looking up. Behind her, in the distance, fireworks light up the nighttime sky.

A femme roe in a teal halter bikini top with a Nanamo minion on one shoulder. She is flexing the bicep of the opposite arm. In the background, a Crystal Tower Striker game glows.

A femme roe standing in front of doors in Ishgard. She is wearing a cropped jacket, long fingerless gloves, and knee high black boots, as well as a brown skirt with a black belt and black pouch strapped to her thigh.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 17

Is this anything?

A How It Started/How It's Going style meme image

Under How it Started, a level 31 Lindwurm mob from the Central Shroud.
Under How it's Going, a screenshot of the Lindwurm from the Final Arcadion raid fight.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 15

And broodyboi...

A masc elezen with long hair (black at the roots, white at the tips) sits at a table where there's a bottle of wine and a glass in front of it. He wears a purple hat, round dark glasses, a purple jacket, and black leather pants. He sits cross-legged with a hand on his thigh.

A masc elezen is in a stasis chamber, all but unidentifiable. Standing at the chamber's base, another man puts a hand to the chamber's glass.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 15

Newest elezen, who came about as a result of some back and forth with A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO I SHALL NOT NAME about pre-and-post calamity Coerthas. A shepherd who had to let their sheep go feral after there were no more grasslands...

A short tan masc elezen with very light green hair pulled back from their face in a short pony tail. They are shadowing their eyes with a hand. In the background, hints of Limsa Lominsa (the white stone, the metalwork on the towers) during Heavensturn, kites flying in the air.

A short tan masc elezen with light green hair pulled into a short pony tail. They are down on one knee on a rock holding a hand out to a tiny little karakul offering it a treat. Gridanian architecture is in the background.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 8

Early for this, but I'mma post now because I will absolutely forget before the 16th (maybe I will remember to RT it then).... An older set of gposes from rarepair week, but a set that I love.

Midgardsormr resting his head against Hydaelyn's leg as they both hover over the moon.

Midgardsormr is much larger than Hydaelyn, he nuzzles his head against her stomach and she rests her hand on his head.

Hydaelyn floats above the wreckage of the Argus near the head of Midgardsormr 's corpse.

In the aetherial sea, a translucent Hydalen presses a kiss to the glimmering nose of a sleeping aetherial Midgardsormr.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Jan 4

I've a couple of meme-ish screenshots, and a Smolcat one that always makes me snicker... She said No Pickles. What'cha got there, Wedge? A Slushie. Butterfly meme: Is this a salt lick? and Smolcat...

Aluette is wearing a tuxedo top and staring at an island mamet. The Major General is standing on the counter in front of the mamet like "She said No Pickles."

Erenville stands holding his hand out questioningly toward Wedge who holes a cup in his hands, Alpha standing beside him.

Aymeric stands in front of a crystal rock in the island cave in the "is this a butterfly?" meme pose.

Smolcat sits on a couch beside B'alith threatening to eat her warrior job stone. B'alith looks worried.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 30

It is time. Yet another alt is taking the corpses to Isembard...

A snip from a screenshot showing the quest name: "Unsolved Mystery"
and the quest objective: "Deliver the corpses to Isembard at Camp Drybone."

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 19

My Legend-inspired tribute gpose to .

Dangerbun kneels on the ice in a white dress, head bowed, before a in the snowy Coerthan night. There is another in the background.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 12

Found myself a little guy (gender nonspecific) when I was at the art store today. Did I need a ballpoint pen with 10 different colors? No. Did I need a little guy? Absolutely.

a thick black multi-colored ball point pen with a little space robot on the top. It has a similar space robot as art on the body of the pen and says Universe Travel on it.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 11

Who wears a white gown while painting? This bun...

Dangerbun stands wearing a Nier caster dress dyed white. She holds her PCT paintbrush and paints at the ready

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 9

Dust Bunny trying to cheer up Broodyboi with A SHINY ROCK. Shiny Rocks make *everyone* happy, right?

A dust bunny stands on the ground to the left, mouth open, holding up a gemstone toward Broodyboi (on the right). Broodyboi stands casually, looking down at the creature, the tilt of his hat hiding most of his face, showing only the firm set of his mouth, a lock of his hair, and the underside of his ear.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 6

Which list are *you* on?

B'alith and Aluette sit on the ground, a lit up choco-chick between them. B'alith is in casual BLM attire and Aluette is in a holiday coat and hooves.

Interdimensional Bun of Mystery@ffxiv-dangerbun· Dec 2

I should stop looking at screenshots.... Have some Rockstar Hades that I did initially for an oomfie who needed to see him with a guitar. I still utterly love them and at some point might do something else thematically appropriate....