dancefloor intimacy coordinator
@formerbluecheck
Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality Brooklyn, NY
mmhmm let me put my good Nasty Pig on for the function
Is anybody else getting served instagram reels from the German realtor with the huge balls in the tight shorts doing apartment tours
showing off my cool new sunglasses I bought just for the party
The insistent but non-specific nature of this sign really spoke to me
learning how to party from the Michigan boys @jennitolls.bsky.social
This is like a Wile E. Coyote trap (that would work on many of you)
I wrote and hosted a full game of Gay Guy Jeopardy last night
nothing I took to the fitting room worked but at least the light was good
Spent most of my time in Fire Island in various states of tracksuit
baby we’re so close to being on fire island again I can feel it
Thrift store clerk made a little noise when going through the vinyls I was buying and saw Disco Evita
me when he posts a selfie with a hint of shaft on close friends
I have never read this book but I assume it’s about sexting the wrong man one time and enduring a lifetime of replies to random stories sent in hopes of starting it up again
Bought new shorts to further advertise my Australianness to guys at the gym
If I can be a smug Bluesky scold for a minute: Baby you’re so close to getting it