Funkit Toys
@funkittoys
modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun. 🔞
New website is live! go funkittoys.com! get dickscount of 20% off for first two weeks grand reopening!
vending at this film screening tonight! gonna go learn about an artist and monger some dongs. come see a show and buy a 'do!
the adVanced Couch Fucker sure is a thing i made www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Aloe Virile is available! It's a plant-themed dildo, dilator, and training toy that lets you choose its girth. It's my most advanced design to date, and a perfect way to celebrate ten years making silicone toys for you all. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
IT'S PIRATE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS finally all my biracy training pays off
oh, i can answer that, this isn't any new or innovative mold tech like some of my other recent stuff. It's literally just a negative of the object. as for how much of a pain it is... ehh, not as much as you'd think. the first one was tricky, but i suspect the second will be a piece of cake.
so sometimes i make a thing with no idea if or how it will work anyway here's This Thing: thinking of calling it Aloe Virile.
in what home but mine? Getting ready for the LF&P at the Crucible in DC tomorrow, come say hi and buy an axe, a fish, or any of the other lovely things i sell!
i you how did you find this flavor combination and why does it work i used some fresh garlic since it's what i had and mashed it with a pinch of citruc acid to emulate the jar flavor, and i don't hate it? It's... good? what's happening.
hey bluesky wanna hear a cool noise? this is the Jellyfish 4 being popped.
Hey balt foot peeps, there's some Fine Art at Second Chance in Baltimore
one of these days i'll come up with a way to make the Texturehedron that doesn't require so much trimming. Hell of a toy, but if i could reduce the post-production i could reduce the price too.
i've switched to a smaller, louder bitonal whistle for my whistle prints! i've had a lot of orders for them in the last week, which is very exciting.
i'm not getting put in a camp by responding to this directly, but some merry prankster made my morning by dropping this in my inbox to wake up to.
more like holesale, amirite? If you have a shop and wanna sell a bunch of NoFrillDos, drop me a line! This order's going out on monday.
I've added two new sizes to the Proper Attire line to make it accessible to more than a fraction of the population! Sizes are now called Canon, Credible, and Compact, at 100%, 80%, and 60% scale. Full details on the listing. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...