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Tait :3 (commissions open!)

@gardenstatetait

he/they, artist of little critters, based in NJ 🐭🤘 very opinionated, sex positive, and anti-censorship, 18+ please 💖 see portfolio and shop at gardenstatetait.com, @gardenstatetait on IG, Tiktok, and Tumblr!

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Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· 18d

went to eufuria for a few hours, drew this, went home 👍

Sketch of classic fat pikachu with huge naturals

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 29

If you see this, post your Blue art 💙🩵💙🩵💙

“Stoned Butch Blues” in a font reminiscent of crooked fridge magnets. Blue and Bluey, theyre older and they’re butches who smoke weeeedddd

Headshots of Bluey and bingo on a blue backdrop, there are little stars and twinkles around them, speech bubble reads “For real life?!”

A blue shrimp with little ❓emotes. Text reads “Very Shrimpteresting”

Anamalocaris, radial text reads “a girl who is going to be okay”

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 19

But what will happen when sue sees you? 🫣

cast of SUE in scary red lighting

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 19

I saw SUE last week and she was beautifullllll 😭❤️

Lifesize model of SUE the Trex. View from head on, her eyes are very green and intense.

Lifesize model of SUE the Trex. Full body front view

Lifesize model of SUE the Trex. Close up on her snout, you can see the bite marks in her prey

Lifesize model of SUE the Trex. Her big feets!

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 19

🦐

An orange striped shrimp in a curled posture “shrimp posture”

And orange shrimp “shimp”

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 19

one post for all my shrimps

Evil red and white shrimp. “krill yourself”

Red shrimp “never krill yourself”

Green shrimp “shrimps is bugs”

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 12

Linocuts in progress!

Four linocut stamps. A bigger one with a trilobite, and three smaller ones with a paw print, a cave painting of a horse, and an anti AI design

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 4

🩵💛💚💙

All designs together!

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 4

Bookmarks to cure the literary crisis 💕📚

A brown curly-coat dog girl in a pink sweater, brown skirt, and knit beige leg warmers and socks. She’s sitting cross legged and is engrossed in a book, blushing and nervous sweating. Pink text reads “I’m Reading Smut”

A fat bear sits with a book in his lap, blushing and smiling at what he’s read. He wears little reading glasses and a green shirt with cozy looking quilted pants, and a light blue blanket wrapped around him. Green text reads “I’m reading gay shit”

A tiger is lounging reading a manga and smiling. She’s wearing a blue sweater that slouches over one shoulder, her bra stap is visible. She has green corduroy pants with mending patches and cream drawstrings. She has multiple silver piercings in her ears as well as her septum and bridge. Blue text reads “Im reading yuri”

A hare reading a manga, ears perked and smiling. His knees are drawn up and there are little pink hearts in the pupils of his yellow eyes. He’s wearing a teal pajama set, and is wrapped in a cozy purple blanket. Text reads “Im reading Yaoi”

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 3

Sup my olmies?

An olm. Radial text with laurels reads “olm sweet olm”

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· May 1

girl wake up your friends are here

Anomalocaris with radial text reading “a girl who is going to be okay”

Opabinia with text reading “My other car is opabinia regalis from the middle cambrian period “

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Apr 17

🦐? 🪲✅

Green shrimp. Shrimps is bugs.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Apr 16

🦐 ✨

A red shrimp. Text: NEVER KRILL YOURSELF

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Apr 16

critters reading books WIP

A fuffy dog with glasses reading a book. She’s sweating and seems really into what she’s reading

A tiger sketch 🐯

A chunky bear with reading glasses. They seem very wistful

A rabbit reading a graphic novel

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Mar 21

tiktaalik ☺️

Tiktaalik sketch

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Mar 19

Gas station perfume names. Can’t decide if my signature scent is Pussy or Barack Obama 🤔

Shelf of gas station women’s perfume. Signage reads: Women
BABY POWDER, CHANEL NO.5, ISSEY MIYAKY, BLACK WOMEN, PARIS HILTON, PINK SUGAR BY AQUOLINA, GUCCI GUILTY, HEAT BY BEYONCE, MICHELLE OBAMA, BOMBSHELL BY VS, COOL WATER BY DAVIDOFF, WHITE DIAMOND, DREAMS BY MARIAH CAREY, LIGHT BLUE BY DOLCE & GABBANA, BURBERRY BODY

Shelf of gas station perfume. Signage reads: Men
PLEASURES, CHROME BY AZZARO, SEAN JOHN I AM KING, GUCCI GUILTY BLACK, JAY-Z, BURBERRY TOUCH, LIGHT BLUE BY DOLCE & GABBANA, BARACK OBAMA, BLACK CODE BY ARMANI, POLO RED, UNFORGIVABLE BY SEAN JOHN, COOL WATER BY DAVIDOFF,
JEAN PAUL GAULTIER, USHER, VERY SEXY BY VS

Shelf of gas station perfume. Signage reads: Unisex
EGYPTIAN MUSK, LICK ME ALL OVER,
SEX ON THE BEACH, AMBER WHITE, KUSH, PUSSY

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 16

Okay last one, sorry for the spam but I wanted to share my favorites

SURVIVAL: STRATEGY

Once the men tried to stop the queens. First they declared them non-existent. If they did not exist no man could be punished for harming them since they did not exist. The queens refused to hide. They dug deeper into the ruins of the devastated city. On the streets they continued to love and talk and plan and notice. And the men continued to beat them and starve them and lock them up when they could catch them trying to kill them softly. Often the fairies would come from the country and the faggots and the fairies would transform themselves into queens and join the queens on the streets. The men would think that there were oh so many queens and go away.

But they always came back with harder, bigger ramrods to make the queens into men. The men became more ferocious and the queens suffered. Gradually, the queens began to fade away from the sight of the men. The men thought they had liquidated the queens, but the queens had merged into the general strangeness of the city.

Since the queens looked something like women sometimes and since the women who love women look something like women sometimes
and since the queens and the women who love women were friends the men lost the queens among the women who love women.

At another time the men began to get paranoid about the women who love women. There were so many of them and they kept attracting the women who men fuck. So the men began to issue more frequent pronouncements on the propriety and etiquette of the ownership of women. In a moment of panic, after Warren-And-His-Fuckpole's daughter announced that now she was a woman who loved women, the men declared all women who men fuck, state property, and all women who love women, outlaws. The women who love women did not notice that their lives changed much. They had always been out of the law and the men saying it once more did not make it any more true. But sometimes the men would become vicious beyond the ordinary because they could not stop women from loving women.
At these times the women who love women would merge into the general strangeness of the city.

Since the women who love women look something like men sometimes and since the faggots look something like men sometimes

and since the women who love women and the faggots were friends the men lost the women who love women among the faggots.
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Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 16

Wherever the faggots settle they wish it to be near the women. It is from the women that they learn wisdom and magic. Fortunately, under the highway, on the edge of the faggot community, work the honest women. They sell their skills to the men who will pay the most. So much to wash the dishes, a little more to paint a room, more than that to fix a car and much, much more to fuck. They make a decent wage, steal from the men whenever they can and go home after work to their own independent lives.

They are friends of the faggots. They constantly exchange information with each other on the present state of the madness of the men. They commit espionage for each other so that each can survive.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 16

This one made me cry

Heavenly Blue worries all the time. He worried about bills and the roof that needed repairing and the strange men who always watched the house and what the neighbors might do next and about Hollyhock's unhappiness. He worried most of all that he would go mad. His worrying got the bills paid and the roof fixed and drove the men away and calmed the neighbors down and helped Hollyhock be happier. And finally his worrying drove him mad. It was the madness of looking inward and being afraid. There had never been enough love and warmth around him and he thought he had gradually dried up inside. He wanted out but he did not know where out was.

Lilac and Pinetree and Moonbeam and Loose Tomato and Hollyhock gathered. They held Heavenly Blue in their arms for days, they let him cry and stare and slobber and scream and be silent. They paid the bills and looked after the roof and watched the street for strange men and talked to the neighbors and Hollyhock kept himself happy. Their house filled up with comfort and routine and gladness until Heavenly Blue could no longer resist and became response-able again.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 16

The men never talk about how they feel, they pretend to be machines. A replaceable part when something wears out. Some oil in the motor to keep it going. Testing the machine to find out how much it can withstand before it stops.

They preterid to be machines correctly programmed. Say the proper words and move the proper way. Follow the instructions. The personal is saved to bore women with. The personal is unreliable and makes no money.

One machine knows nothing about the other machines. So all the machines become fearful and suspicious. They fear defects in their own programming. They suspect others of plotting to overcome them. And they hide more of themselves hoping to fool the other machines.

The faggots find it hard to be near the men. The faggots know that you choose to either obey the programs or to defy the programs. They find it troublesome to be around those who say the program is inevitable.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 15

WOMEN WISDOM

The strong women told the faggots that there are two important things to remember about the coming revolu-tions. The first is that we will get our asses kicked. The second is that we will win.

The faggots knew the first. Faggot ass-kicking is a time-honored sport of the men. But the faggots did not know about the second. They had never thought about winning before. They did not even know what winning meant. So they asked the strong women and the strong women said winning was like surviving, only better. As the strong women explained winning, the faggots were surprised and then excited. The faggots knew about surviving for they always had and this was going to be just plain better. That made ass-kicking different. Getting your ass kicked and then winning elevated the entire enterprise of making
revolution.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 15

From The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

The faggots act out their fantasies without believing them to be real.

The men act out their fantasies always proclaiming that they are real.

The faggots' fantasies create play-dressing up and dressing down.

The men's fantasies create responsibilities-going here and doing that.

The faggots' fantasies are about love and sex and solidarity.

The men's fantasies are about control and domination and winning.

The faggots move towards the limits of living in the body for they have known body ecstasy and want to live there with everyone always.

The men move towards the limits of living among things for they have seen great collections and want to live there alone always.

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Feb 1

I work at lush and it finally happened

Someone is eating the soap :(

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Jan 26

Text from the book:
"But I'm having fun," he teases. "You know what they say. With great power comes great responsibility."

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Nov 30

OKAY SO I WAS WRONG AGAIN They can’t keep getting away with it 😭

I bought the wrong freaking one, I needed Gel Cream and I bought Water Cream

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Nov 30

Neutrogena likes to give me riddles to keep me from finding my moisturizer. These are three different products and two of them suck.

Three different nearly identical packages labeled Gel Cream, Water Cream, and Water Gel

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Nov 8

Commission for @bluehellhound.bsky.social of their bear oc Hannah! 🐻

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Nov 6

More silly bootleg toys

Frog tire plushy??

Keychain of kirby shaped like marrill? Jet tag reads “adventure king”

A digimon keychain with pokemon branding

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Nov 5

So… who is this?

A scary looking plush I found, it has red human eyes and a big nose, and it looks like its made out of a scary collage of texture jpgs

Tait :3 (commissions open!)@gardenstatetait· Oct 30

Starting journaling and using very good stickers as motivators 🩷🩷🩷 (sound off if you’re one of the artists!)

Front cover with stickers

- creepy bald JD Vance edit that says “have you said thank you?”
- cartoon beaver that says “I saw a beaver”
-“boydyke”
-cockatiel labled “you” drinking from a milkshake glass labeled “wrong opinion juice” bottom text says ((BIG SIP))
-cockatiel making a face, bottom text (VISIBLE DISGUST)
-courage the cowardly dog talking to the reptile in the bathtub “with all your imperfections you can do anything!”
- “my tummy hurts :(“
- worm with a knife “shows symptoms. Has tendencies”

Journal back cover

-“OnlyFrogs”
- a frog “Im blessed and highly favored”
-a bunch of toys and trinkets “I love my little guys”
-“please don’t talk to me about your diet”
- a little lamb with x eyes and a bandaid “I was brave today”
- Bluey
- a clownfish “Where the fuck is my son?”

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