Behold, mankind's hubris.

just got a bunch of teef pulled so this is my face submission for the time being

yeah, i miss my cat, too he's chillin' at home at the moment

me to them bitches (i take control of my life, dammit)

honestly it wasn't too bad, all things considered

Siri to the Chinese electric car:

He prefers *handsome*... ... but yeah he's pretty darn cute, too

i don't do halloween often, or go all out when i do but one time i did, it was pretty good

In case there's anyone out there who doesn't know, this is a "Moment before disaster" styled photo. He indeed struck two seconds after this photo was taken, there were no survivors. Still a good baby boy, though.

"Excuse me, they got my feet the wrong color!"

Since no one knows this little gremlin's actual date of birth we marked April 1st as a good approximation of his birthday, so happy birthday to this little goober! He may be a goober but he is my goober.

had a black cat when i was a kid, and honestly was overjoyed when the cat delivery system sent me this void boy he is very dramatic, as you can see i am sorry you are black catless at this time, i'm sure you were a good mama to them:(

oh i remember the days when we all were trying to get codes so we could get a foothold in here early

Black kitties are handsome babies.

"Non-walker, Texas Governor"

Random kitty post, the boy was apparently *very* tired that day.

Playin' MTG Arena, I use a hyper aggro red deck (more all-in aggro than most net decks atm). Always wondered if it would be possible to win on a single land, and the answer turns out to be yes. Really shouldn't have kept the hand, truth be told, but a win's a win.

don't worry, there's a solution to this

i always have a go to when i need my most basic need fulfilled this will never not make me laugh

oh no i am so sorry for your loss and yes he is perfect and his name is caligula and *is* a little caligula

look at this brat

there's this classic, we all used to laugh like hyenas at this

Dogs are great, so are cats. People think I'm a dog person if they see me around them, until they see me around my cat (who is handsome and perfect, by the way). But yeah, they're both good animals that are easy to love.

For some fun, I collected MTG Prophecy packs, enough to do Draft with friends. It was a good time, for sure. Not intended, but got a few... *profitable* pulls from the packs. Most would be happy with a few Rhystic Studies from the common pool, but I managed to pull a *foil* Rhystic from the packs.