Theo (Dynamaxed)
@gmaxurshifu
Another account for urshifu.bsky.social, when I feel like reposting penis or feet or other horny stuff, I'm 36 and a homosexual he/they. This account is NSFW, obviously. Things will get weird.
using this on my balls so when i teabag you it smells like a literal teabag
booted up gw2 just to buy this cash shop shirt then realized i don't have any casual pants to go with it
i'm into so much stuff and then my ideal man is literally just this
@14dragon.bsky.social didn't get the message that it's Micro May, so I had to *step in* and remind him where he falls. Under my foot. 🤭 (An awesome YCH I snagged from @neocarnie.bsky.social, thanks again!)
how i feel talking to anyone, really even folks i've known for years
bastard you *will* enjoy being a giant to tiny people living in that terrarium
reminder that this side character from the final chapter of godaigo daigo is literally what my sona would look like as a human (only you know, with a beard)
