I been girlbossing so hard the last week. They should pay me to girlboss. I'd be unstoppable.

You know when you're watching a film and think, 'wow this director hates women?' Anyway here's my review of the new Evil Dead. letterboxd.com/wifescreen/f...

Wait Supergirl (2026) is from the guy whut brung you Mr. Woodcock (2007)?? Lmao that's wild, now I gotta see it. Mr. Woodcock sucked. And not in a good way. In a non cock sucking way.

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan to make found footage horror. The English director has been sighted rummaging through old film bins on the Warner Bros lot in hopes of finding spooky cuttings of 70mm IMAX film from Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice and The Polar Express. Hanks and Cavill to star.

gotta get a tattoo on my tits that says 'bikini fill'

First time getting on the Luas during midday heat. Dear lord, Ireland is not prepared. Global warming is gonna cook us. Or rather steam us. The humidity. Oh, the humidity!

going to france in winter to do election froid

Epic... Fap... Battles... of Historryyyyy *cue footage of Julius Caesar and Brian Boru fapping as quickly as possible to see who can climax first*

People in Ireland ask where I'm from, then get surprised when I say I'm from Ireland. What am I doing wrong, lads? Like, when I go to England and just say 'hello' people are immediately like, 'Oh, you're Oirish!!' Though to be fair they're trained to sniff out the Irish, part of the heritage innit.

Oh my god, I'm watching a film that only has three reviews on letterboxd. One of the reviews is by the director saying 'I made this.' Only one of the 3 reviews has a like and it's not the one from the director. This is the shit I was born to review.

Someone got a lap dance as part of a performance tn. It was great, but unfortunately for me I was directly behind the scene. So I'm in every video trying to look excited but not too excited – a normal amount of excited – by a sexy show while the panopticon watches. My own personal 9/11 if you will.

damn the air con on the train is quite cold, I am not dressed for this. kinda looking forward to the blast of heat after I get off. tho I know I will regret this.

Back on my bullshit. (Listening to this on repeat on the train) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic01...

Hey gang, my pal Rose needs to raise funds to stay in Ireland. If you're in a position to help with a donation or sharing the campaign that would be great. Tyyy. 💜 www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

Our Roland MC-303 died at band practice and we lost everything we programmed for 6 months. So I'm traveling across the country to buy one of some guy in Galway. Then my bandmate is gonna have to reprogramme our whole set from memory over the weekend. Gig in a week! Nevertheless we persist! 🎛🐒💕

7:45am is too early for beautiful women to be awake AND YET.

Spent too much of my date yesterday talking about how hot it is (temperature) instead how hot it is [redacted].

If anyone has been wondering where OnlyCans is, she was given 8 strikes and a week ban for her post about captain binface. So much for the tolerant centre. They banned the best poster on here. 😔

Spent most of my date trying to buy a fan because my room is an inferno. Any tips where a bitch can buy one in Dublin, everywhere is sold out. This heat is really cramping my style. 😭

When you have a hot date but you're running late, then your date texts that they are also late and need more time. Incredible feeling, time regained. 10/10.

Heard some guy in the street say 'ayy mamacita' and assumed it was for me. Then I thought, hey look I know it feels like it, Sin, but not every catcall in Dublin is directed at you. Then I looked up and saw a guy cycling past, turning his head back to me, and blowing me a kissy face. Ok that tracks.

It's 22c outside but 29c in my room. Big windows were a terrible invention. Go away, sun, I don't love you anymore. 😭

it's mullet monday! i don't personally have a mullet but I respect your lifestyle.

She Hayao on my Miyazaki til I strongly feel this is an insult to life itself.

I'm fucking dying to play my set with @puddin1916.bsky.social. It's in 12 days. I can't wait that long. I wanna tear it up nowww. 😭

It's 4:30am. You know what that means. Time to log my Porco Rosso review! letterboxd.com/wifescreen/f...

Omg! attention: Rachel Talalay has a youtube channel!

they say lindsey graham died of aortic dissection but i know it was really a broken heart 😔💔

she lindsey on my graham til I aortic dissection

you've lindseyed your last graham