Listen God, we had a deal. If you’re going to do this we should at least get some rain

I suppose you’ve gotta hand it to Goldsmiths. In the middle of an indefinite strike they caused by cutting jobs and docking pay, they’ve found time to write and ask me to reward them in death for the evening class I attended in 2005

Captain, it’s only Wednesday

Sometimes less is not more

I regret to inform you that reading is no longer sexy

An “opaqueness”, is it?

AI? In 1974?

The New Testament is all very well, but have you *seen* the cast list for The Greatest Story Ever Told?

So the Generals are going to get all the money after all?

Only Mackintosh can save you now

Did someone call?

Oh God, what have I done now?

I see we’re measuring time in sexual partners now. Okay

Well, blimey, I’ll get right onto it

Another world is possible

Hydration break

Hydration break

Also on this day, and not at all spooky

21 July 2022

A feather on the breath of god, as old Hildegard might say

They grow more bonkers every year

My tomatoes are sad

Not expecting to last long, then?

Welcome to Deptford

Have just got off a bus and I’m not too proud to say that I am *glowing*

“aspirational hangover content”