Postmaster Gweneral

@gwenthedragon

Magic the Gathering aficionado. Enjoyer of shiny things, actual dragon irl. 🔞 She/He/They/It 🏳️‍⚧️ Linktree: Contact me at: gemtg42@gmail.com PFP by @poisonhemlocke.bsky.social

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Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 6

wizards of the coast print this in foil pls and thank you :)

Ghouls' Night Out
{3}{B}{B}
Sorcery
For each player, choose a creature card in that player’s graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. They’re black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types and they gain decayed. (A creature with decayed can’t block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)
Illustrated by Fajareka Setiawan

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 5

ayyyyy

Dwarf Token
Tolkien Creature - Dwarf
2/2
Illustrated by Nia Kovalevski

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 2

i might be completely off the mark but this art looks like it’s for a blue card. if we’re getting blue Gollum then this set is peak.

art revealed for Gollum the Abandoned by Andrea Piparo

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 1

i mean,

fucked up looking garfield from the cats superdrop promo image

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 1

cats are the best superdrop promo image ft. garfield

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· May 1

thinking about this post i made on tumblr all the way back in 2024

The year is 20XX. With the printing of Universes Beyond: Garfield and Friends, the lowly Food token is now the best card in Magic: the Gathering. The remaining Treasure players are hunted down and forcibly made to eat the delicious cards. At the yearly Spoiler Panel, President MaRo announces Unfinity 2 Ft. Ring Pops (tm), with the original five Moxen being reprinted as Ring Pops. Jace still hasn’t reappeared in a story article, but Fblthp has been in every single one.

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 29

do you ever deal yourself a hand while just messing around shuffling your deck and then get mad you aren’t actually playing cause this hand kicks ass

a hand for my Spinneret and Spiderling deck featuring 2 mountains, a mox amber, lizard blades, shadowspear, and improvised arsenal

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 27

im cooking

Yenna, Redtooth Regent
{2}{G}{W}
Legendary Creature — Elf Noble
{2}, {T}: Choose target enchantment you control that doesn’t have the same name as another permanent you control. Create a token that’s a copy of it, except it isn’t legendary. If the token is an Aura, untap Yenna, then scry 2. Activate only as a sorcery.
“My people are both bloom and thorn.”
4/4
Illustrated by Justyna Dura

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 26

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character(s). Wrong answers only.

the Star Trek TNG cast dressed as Robin Hood characters

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 25

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 22

yo they got dan olson from folding ideas in the werewolf the apocalypse core rulebook

a illustration from the WtA core rulebook of a bald man with black glasses and a white beard

dan olson from folding ideas, a bald man with black glasses and a white beard

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 21

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 20

once again i only need one card to finish foiling a deck, this time it’s Vault of Whispers for Korvold! i’ll take any foil printing, hmu if you got one and we’ll work something out

Vault of Whispers
Artifact Land
{T}: Add {B}.

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 18

not now youtube advertising

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 17

call me The Beatles the way i got to get you into my life

Harmonized Trio
{U}
Creature — Merfolk Bard Wizard
{T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: This creature becomes prepared. (While it’s prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)
1/1
Brainstorm
{U}
Instant
Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Illustrated by Marie Magny

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 14

the art is re-used from the Japanese mystical archive

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 14

genuinely and with my whole heart this fuckin rocks

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 12

computer show me women kissing

Postmaster Gweneral@gwenthedragon· Apr 12

i just need ONE MORE CARD to fully foil my Abaddon deck! If anyone has any foil printing of Gloomlake Verge that they would like to part with, please HMU