they should go ahead and tag and bag mcconnell so we don't have to do back-to-back lying in state bullshit

oh yes daddy send me another one time passcode

if you smoke your salads you can't get diarrhea

need to find an interesting article to read so that after finishing it i can go "hmmm" and then turn off the light and go to sleep

most of the people you see on the teevee are actually human/alien hybrids

i bet the reason nobody ever asks me out is my impeccable grace and poise