Part-Time Shrimp 🦐

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Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 25d

Good evening Chicago!

Arthur from Fairly Odd Parents saying “I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT!”

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 25d

Just saw something online where a guy was putting his aquarium that had passed away… into a trading card binder, with sleeves…

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 25d

Crying a today’s minor crisis for one of my work projects What do you mean all FIVE of you are red-green colorblind, resulting in no one reading the color metric output correctly? 😭

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 25d

I guess it’s a Mariah Carey day in the office

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 25d

Here I am, rewatching NGE yet fucking again

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· 26d

Hey Siri, unblock Maroon 5 from my song playlist, play Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5, and then re-block Maroon 5

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jul 12

GOOD MORNING! 🐞

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jul 7

Minutes before @cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social and I got soaked 💦💦💦

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jul 5

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jul 2

Good morning, still riding that concert high from seeing The Strike last night 🎸

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jun 29

No thoughts, only lick 👅

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jun 28

🤠🤠🤠

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Jun 13

GOOD MORNING CODE LYOKO NATION

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· May 27

*sigh*

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· May 25

How it feels to hear “Quintuple Kill!”

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· May 24

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Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 27

Graphite is all grown up!!! 🍂

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 24

Shuckle leaking berry juice out of its hole

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 24

I’ve gone up to pee like every 45 min - 1 hour. Is this overwhelming anxiety or something else

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 24

Look at this MOTHER GO 🐌 Forbidden boba

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 23

Cortisol SPIKE AT THE END OF THE WORK DAY

Jimbo drag queen wearing purple outfit in mid trip

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 23

Emailing a deliverable to a senior reviewer knowing it’s kind of hot garbage but the due date to the client is tomorrow

Joy Kwon from The Pitt saying “Good luck in there. sorry about the mess.”

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 22

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 20

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 20

Monday again

Noah Wyle as Dr. Michael Robinavitch holding back tears

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 19

Chugged my chai this morning and feeling a little *wewowewo* uh oh chirp chirp

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 19

Absolutely frying me to a burnt crisp

Part-Time Shrimp 🦐@hartlesmage· Apr 19

Kinda proud of this sketch from last night’s drawing event 😌