Literally me.

just realized that I somehow deleted the only copy of one of my PPV videos 😒

You should hear the rules I have for myself in Lego Fortnite. All of my frustrations are over completely made up accomplishments that are only in my head and that literally no one else cares about.

cute girls in your area are sleepy

We have another baby bunny crisis here at The Weirdo Sanctuary. I was pulling out huge chunks of cheat grass. I pulled one out and three tiny baby bunnies went rolling across the dirt. They have fur but their eyes are still closed.

okay, there were a lot of rules and requirements to this game and I'm stoned so here's what you get: Yes, Sabrina Carpenter is gorgeous. It's hard to find a picture of her where she looks like anything less. I don't feel like AI verifying all of the images and there are a lot of AI pics of her. 🤷🏻‍♀️

my cat fucking loves static on clean sheets and blankets. he's in heaven right now 😆

I *LOVED* the first two games so much and I own BG3 but I've never played that style of game and I got pretty overwhelmed (and stuck in a dungeon).

bf is watching a movie with his 12 im playing lego fortnite wyd? what would you rather be doing? ngl.link/highnessophe...

couple plays a game on their wedding night

Just did my nails so I'm definitely going to go touch a bunch of shuff and mess them up because ADHD+weed forgets we have wet nails and I go off on side quests all willie nillie.

did my cardio by bouncing on his 🍆before breakfast because helth

Bean thought she found a new friend 🥹

hiii i am very out of weed and very poor and i thought maybe if you thought I was cute you'd send me $5 👉🏻👈🏻 $highnessophelia

yes, my cats have my permission to eat my body if I die and they're starving. Wtf do I need my body for at that point?

My PS5 is refusing to turn on because apparently I'm being punished by the old gods, so I'm going to go do yardwork at 5:30am during a thunderstorm because I cannot handle boredom.

okay but what does she want?

i have had THREE separate appointments/outings today, all with 16, and I am going to require 3-5 business days to be ready to interact with outside humans again.

procrastinating in the car.. hbu? ngl.link/highnessophe...

i have a butterfly lower back tattoo and he has "cocky" tattooed above his dick we're a match made in early-2000s tattoo heaven

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If Bonnie Blue ceased to exist, nothing of value would be lost.

Bean says Hail Satan.

this is a delightful little ride 😂

payday is always depressing for me because i just sit down with all the past due medical bills and try to figure out who i'm most behind in paying and who will have to wait. there are always more medical bills than money i make in a month and that's WITH health insurance. this country is broken.

It's almost like they know that the adults are making the planet uninhabitable, that they'll never be able to own a home or afford to have kids, and that getting shot at school is an acceptable loss to those in charge. Wars, disease, catastrophes literally everywhere. I'm on the side of the kids.

my siren song is my weed cough.

I did a massive arm workout today trimming bush and dragging hose (not euphemisms) AND made a bunch of OF content. I'm unstoppable. In unrelated news, I may need a nap. And a shoulder massage.

hiiii can anyone spot me some gas moneys please? i need to drive 20 miles first thing tomorrow morning for 17's dentist appointment and I have 16 miles left in my tank. im really bad at math but even I know that won't work... literally anything helps. 🖤 $Highnessophelia

okay, that's enough shit posting.. the plants are calling and I must go