been unpacking some moving boxes in my “new” office all week and apparently I agree 😭

One thing you need to know about me is I will always buy an octopus book given the slightest provocation, who’s got next

go to church every god damn Sunday

Odyssey omen

Ira nailed it, I think

for your consideration: ear #hiBetty

it’s giving

forgot to add these earlier, please put your hands together for James “Jimmy Goodtimes” and Thomas, seen here en route to steal your meemaw

well, this is timely

I planted this by the bed for my future idiot self and this morning it is my prized possession

eight-legged train station welcoming committee loading #hiBetty #hiSunny

Yes, hello

an uptick in unleashed dogs at a local park has led to the following incredible exchange

our local changed theirs up a little

lmao found it

call the cops, no not the regular cops

here’s a fun one to send around to folks who still think we need a strong Republican Party

my favorite thing about the church we’re rehearsing in is this gallery of paintings of the apostles where they all look like the Oak Ridge Boys

night night

UPDATE: perhaps one king

did not know they had a space program

we (whoever that is) have never been more of a sports app

look at it, it’s got anxiety

there is quite a bit of overlap there, ngl

✅✅✅ is beginning America’s 251st year as she means to go on (getting chased back INTO the yard by a deer and pretending she meant to do that)