David🇵🇸

@ididtheiggy

Bowie, Tottenham, Oilers, Jays. Free Palestine 🇵🇸. BLM. Bring back Sour Cream & Chive crackers you cowards. Wants an axe to break the ice. He/Him

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David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· 29d

😕

Ice cube in an iced coffee looking perturbed.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· 29d

How’d I do, boss?

A plate I painted with some olive branches on it

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 13

I’m getting impatient, Tottenham.

A cartoonishly muscled Garfield and the text says “where’s my bomba, Johan?!?”

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 12

Of course I’m taking about the might Edmonton Stingers. Come On You Stingers

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 11

I’m not looking to call out some random dude, especially when he’s saying nice things, but defence is literally the thing he’s elite at.

Red Toads
@fwtoads.b... • 8m
I'm a fair man and while I think his defending is still very questionable, you cannot fault Djed Spence's application and effort this evening.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 11

You’re doing amazing, sweetie

Archie Gray with a big smile and lil wisps of a moustache and a few adorable hairs on his chin.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 10

The face you make when you know it’s over for the rest of the league.

Ben Davies in a white tee, knowing it’s over for you hoes

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 8

Toxic masculinity needs to be quashed.

Buff Garfield asking “where’s my lasagna John?”

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 6

Other people summing up my fandoms for me

WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social • 19m
The definition of a True Fan is someone who hates their own team more than life itself.
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门
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bs... • 50s
*The Edmonton Oilers have entered the chat*
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Dustin George-Miller @george-mill... • 50s Tottenham fandom summed up succinctly and completely
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky... • 19m
The definition of a True Fan is someone who hates their own team more than life itself.
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David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 2

Trying to find something to share from it and every part of it is perfect.

KLONDIKE KAL'S BETTING PICKS
"630AM Sports's loss is our gain!
A big welcome to our new columnist Klondike Kal who is starting a new career in print journalism here in the pages of McScoop: Unleashed!"
- McScoop
Hi folks. Life for me is like the 2014 Leafs, flying high until suddenly not. One joke on-air and everything changes and you are in "rebuild mode" just like our boys in blue. But with change comes hope. For me, I have a first round pick in the draft (divorce) and who knows maybe I'll score my own Auston Matthews soon (custody).
The Leafs season is a reminder that in the bleakest moments you can eventually find hope.
In a way I'm grateful that the on-air incident happened, especially because with a kid now maybe not everything is a big joke. You have your own Auston Matthews, a real chance to live for something new, something special, and you don't want to ruin it, you know?
That doesn't mean repeating the same mistakes. I've apologized to the CRTC, the program director at 630 Sports and most importantly to former premier Kathleen Wynne and her family.
But it's time to move on. I'm glad to be part of this new career and that you keep reading. Go Leafs Go!
Klondike Kal, any NFL predictions?

Joke biodex that you used to see in newspapers. The cycles are hilarious

5 Negative Cycle
Pushing back on sloppy service workers will feel good.
6 - 10 Neutral Cycle
Your mind is clear right now. Don't let anyone change it.
11 - 15 Positive Cycle
Parlay that Sports Select and put a little extra on it.

-MeScoop's-
BUMS OF THE WEEK
BaUER
Mohammad Bin
Salman Al Saud, Crown Prince of
Saudi Arabia
William Nylander, Forward for the Toronto Maple Leafs
"Selfishness takes many forms, whether that's hurting your team by holding out on a contract or murdering journalists that disagree with your policies. A big thumbs down to this week's bums!"

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 2

I just remembered this

McSoop the news dog article.

CANADA SHOULD BOYCOTT THE NHL
How else do we get the Cup back in Canada? Tariffs?
McScoop, the News Dog
And to add insult to injury, just look at any US team's roster: most of the players are Canadian, trapped in the nightmare of
Knock, Knock.
Guess who, Gary Bettman.
We're Canadians. Remember us?
denying Canadians what they want most. It's like being forced to marry your sister!
Let's admit it. We're angry. We're mad.
And we're not going to take it anymore.
We want our Cup back.
Forget politeness, I say! It's time for action.
I suggest we tariff or blockade Canadian
Another year, another loss. For the 26th consecutive year no Canadian NHL team will lift the Cup.
Although they fought bravely, our little fallen brother Winnipeg died in the battlefield this year as our last Canadian team, leaving our nation with no Cup.
Again.
While Americans might mistakenly think of hockey as entertainment, just walk into any Timmies the day after our last Canadian team has been eliminated and you'll see people pretending that it doesn't hurt, trying to
hockey players from the league until we win the Cup. If an American team wants to sign a Canadian-born, let's take a page out of Trump's book and make the Yanks pay for it for once.
The only obstacle?
hide its meaning to our psyche. "It's just a game," and "hey, maybe we'll win it next year." And so the humiliations mount and our national pride takes a backseat to American sizzle, but look more closely under the bill of Canadians' ballcaps and you'll see real pain in those shadows.
As usual, Justin Trudeau. Our prime minister has shown no willingness to stick up for Canadian interests during NAFTA talks and I don't see why this isn't an agenda item. I bet he doesn't even like hockey. Spent too much time as a kid holding a mirror in front of his face at private school, 1 guess. cont'd on page S18

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 1

Come On You Stingers

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 1

I can’t fucking wait to watch my team face Darnell Nurse.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jul 1

That’s right, Wikipedia. Needs reminding.

Lionel Mpasi
Article
Talk
JA
Not to be confused with Lionel Messi.
In this Congolese name, the surname is Mpasi and the post-surname is Nzau.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 30

Me: I don’t really care about the frogs, this joke has gotten out of hand Also me: I’m tired of just displaying my beloved frogs on my desk, they deserve more. I have a craft idea, to Michaels!

My precious frog tchotchkes, but now they are displayed on the walls of my cubicle with lil shelves I made my self with twine and little craft boards.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 29

I don’t see why not

The correct bracket. Take it to the bank

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 28

Come On You Stingers

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 28

Momentum and xG from Fotmob

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0 - 0
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Facts
Commentary
Lineup
Stats
Knocki
Momentum
0' ..•
HT
FT
Ball possession
55%
45%
0.06
Expected goals (xG)
1.05
3
Total shots
8

Shots on target
4
5
Touches in opposition box
17

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 27

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 26

Looks like mistakes were made

A red truck that has crunch the corner of a white SUV trying to get into the neighbouring parking stall.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 26

Shocking. I feel shocked.

That thing that’s going around which matches your political beliefs with a politician. I got Zohran Mamdani

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 25

I believe I still owe you a picture from last time.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 21

They give you two license plate options to honour Goldbug

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 21

Time to get cracking on my Father’s Day gift.

Lego Bumblebee (the Transformer, not the big)

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 20

It’s a green onion cake lunch day. How many is too many?

A quarters cooked green onion cake on a plate with chinkiang vinegar and sambal olek each in two little ramekins

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 19

These passing stats are fucking wild.

Passes
567
Total passes
162
515(91%)
Accurate passes
104 (64%)
73 (94%)
Own half
78(80%)
442(81%)
Opposition half
26 (39%)
342(90%)
Final third
9 (33%)
10 (63%)
Accurate long balls
17 (31%)
13(24%)
Accurate crosses
1 (33%)
23
Throw-ins
9
97
Touches in opposition box
1

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 18

I missed the first half (maybe “missed” isn’t exactly the right word here)

Momentum
0'
・・・・・
HT
・・・・
• •
• •
...
FT
Ball possession
69%
31%
0.06
4
Expected goals (XG)
Total shots
0.18
3
1
Shots on target
1
11
Touches in opposition box
7

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 18

COME ON YOU STINGERS (Ever so slightly different view because I switched seats with the parents behind me so they could sit with their children)

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 17

Just look at this!

Noted Arsenal supporter, Iain (handsome, dreamy), holding an Arsenal cup.

David🇵🇸@ididtheiggy· Jun 17

*sigh*